Wonka Chocolate Factory Blue Light Special
Willie Wonka Smurf has created a new scrumptious smufalicious Blue Truffettes with a creamy colloidal silver center!
The Wonka French Fantaisie Truffles are cherished by chocolate connoisseurs, Happy Papa Smurf and Oompa Loompa’s!
Surgeon General Warning: French Fantaisie Truffles may contain traces of nuts and LSD (Laughing Smurf De-Cacao) which may change your comic outlook on life. This product may cause extreme facial discoloration!
Remember when Gene Wilder was dressed up as a chocolate covered hip hop soul man by the Human Torch?
Superman Saved The Human March Stick after he set himself on fire while freebasing cocaine:
