PC Hopper Hoax
After being glued to her Personal Crapper for 2 years, Mr. Whipple released the Charmin to save Drowsey Monkey and her warm container of lettuce, turnip and pea.
Pam Babcock cannot be reached for her PC remarks… after her disturbing experience, Pam suffers from Post Toilet Seat Disorder (PTSD)!
If only she used PAM Cooking Spray to lube the rump of her Babcock…
Late Breaking News from the Vatican Leipreachán,

Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times

March 16, 2008 at 5:27 pm
[...] Beaver: Hey Wally… Look it’s the Beav on PC! Wally: I hope you’re not peeping at Mom on the Personal Crapper? [...]
March 16, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Hi 0007 Commodeecat,
Leave it to Beaver to write a Funny Bunny Honey Love Song!
Miss Moneypenny posted a secret message in the North Tower for Speedy Beavercat…
March 16, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Some people … they think it’s funny honey, but the love will la-hah-hast
…. the charminny gooo o gummy
and I gootta take a leak … cause my chicken lost his beek
Place it in the cup, now …. place it in the cup, now!!
{short pause}
Place it in the cup, now …. place it in the cup, now!! HooooAhhhh (like Al Pacino)
do doo do dooo (whistle)
March 16, 2008 at 11:06 am
Hi Olga, the Traveling Bra,
Sitting on the Brink,
With a Kaopectate drink,
In panties of Pink,
To Air Out the Stink!
March 16, 2008 at 2:25 am
I think your pink panties are very cute!
March 15, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Hi 0007 Commodeecat!
The Arthouis Barkers Gallery is on leave for her Spring Break… Agent Laketress is operating in whisper mode as the Portrait Whisperer!
Sheriff Whipple was priceless and both Pam and Droswey Monkey were very lucky he stopped squeezing the Charmin long enough to save them both!
I’ll be in the North Tower overlooking Quadrant Silicon Sector 6 for the approach of CarlottaCat and calico meerkats…
March 15, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Now this picture is a masterpiece …. and should be on display at Arthouis Barkers Gallery O Goody! I see Drowsey is still wearing plastic flip flops (with heels??) I poop with brown sand olls.
Whipple is ageless … No? I like that fella
Hey Moneypenny, I will be infiltrating the Gorbanian Astulookas tonight with CarlottaCat – disguised as calico meerkats ….
March 15, 2008 at 6:30 pm
After 20 years, you could be the sensation of the Broadway Musical!
Hmmm… Can we persuade Carlottacat, a cousin of Speedycat, to convince Andrew Lloyd Webber to hire you as the new Phantom?
March 15, 2008 at 5:37 pm
ahahahaha…LOL I look like a weird Phantom of the Opera! LOL LOL too funny