The 36DD Stealth Brassiere Bomb Squadron

During this time of Global Donut Warfare, Miss Moneypenny has been training a secret defense squad under the command of Wing Commander Plenty O’Toole…

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The 36DD Stealth Brassiere Bomb Squadron is Bra Battle Ready to defend New England using multiple pairs of B-52s!

Robert, flagged as “The Mole” in the above surveillance photo, was caught infiltrating my Bra Boot camp. Plenty O’Toole was filling her heavy hangers for a Bra Bomb training mission and was unable to detain The Mole.

According to a Traveling Black Brassiere, The Mole was last seen leading a Powdered Sugar Strike in Southern California. Olga posted her News Report after the Robert’s Powdered Sugar Strike which was too late to scramble my squadron of Naked Fanny Fighters!

Battle Update, 2244 hours May 7: the late night Bra Bombing Run to defend my Bra Mistress:
After dropping explosive Krispy Kreme Doughnut Burger Bombs on Robert’s jet fighters near Chico, California, my Bra Angels hog tied Robert with my new secret security bra:

At the moment, Miss Moneypenny has been unable to reach Speedy Starbucks for comment on the Redneck Sugar Strike.

Battle Update, 0435 hours May 8: We have lost contact with Speedy Starbucks due to Sugar Whiteout conditions. Apparently, Robert planned a second sneak sugar strike on Hollydale with a secret Wing-nut leader. News Reports will be posted as soon as communications are restored!

Due to the Powdered Sugar Strike Storms, my “Failure Reporting and Corrective Action System” (FRACAS) is down causing breaking news to be slowly relayed to my news desk from the war correspondents on the front lines like the
Jelly Filled Fallout Report posted by Fracas on May 7, 2008 at 1145 hours about a nekkid Saskatchewan being sprayed with sprinkles!

Meanwhile, back at the Hollydale ranch Olga and Speedy were taking a Dunkin’ Donut break!

Battle Update, 2154 hours May 8: Since Plenty O’Toole captured Robert, we have not seen or heard from Crusty and Plenty O’Toole. Will a Under-The-Cover Black Brassiere volunteer to do some reconnaissance work?

Battle Update, 0129 hours May 9: Commander Speedy Bondcat 0007 reports that Wing Commander Plenty O’Toole has land safely at Hollydale International Airways and The Mole (Robert) was last seen in Chili!
Olga, the Traveling Black Brassiere presented Olga’s Golden Underwire of BRA-very Award to Miss Moneypenny for her dedication and the secret defense squadron!

Battle update, 1257 hours, May 9: Speedy Speedcat Hollydale was last seen at the PMS (Powdered Minnesotan Sugar) Golf Course planning his next move on the Canadian PSP (Powdered Sugar Planes) Air Force…

Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times

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Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on May 7, 2008, in 0007 Humor, Confectionery Conflict, Humor, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 26 Comments.

  1. Hi James,

    The Chili Wars will help Harry M. Ole produce the required methane for victory! ;)

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