President Heinz of our 57 States!
And, Hillary is playing Ketchup with sniper fire!
“It is wonderful to be back in Oregon,” Obama said. “Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states. I think one left to go? Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it.”
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Cartoonist Credit: Steve Breen, The San Diego Union-Tribune 05/09/08 @ Editorial cartoons from Steve Breen
Cartoonist Credit: Steve Nease, Oakville Beaver 2006 @ Editorial cartoons from Steve Nease
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November 5, 2008 at 3:17 pm
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June 4, 2008 at 8:20 pm
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May 12, 2008 at 2:00 am
Hi Speedcat 57,
You drove to 57 flavorful Heinz States in one day???
Is Wiscomotanalaska just north of Hawaiguamstcroix???
Are we eating Wisconsinites gouda curds and sipping their whey?
Oui, ouais, ouah, and Wee Wee the American-Canadian Border Patrol will be the best armed Chicken Commando Delta BRAvo Battalion in the west under the command of Colonel Speedy Sanders!
May 12, 2008 at 12:55 am
I once drove to 57 states in one day, and found that the finest people and the cheapest diners are in Wiscomotanalaska. Three pieces of delicious breast meat for 3.33 and all the sports drinks you can down.
Here is my speech: I wanted to campain in Florida, and becaude the armydillos were there retiring and golfing all the time in their golf carts with electrical powers, I decided to hit Green Bay, the greatest state in the Union. Love thos cheese folks, and they are gouda gouda gouda. Anyone for curds? I’m buyin`!! …. and then attacted Canada with Chicken Copters and Melons. The border must be maintained!!! Northern Canada will not count as they are mostly French. Wee Wee