Comments on: Sperm Wars: Having My Baby

By: Wordless Bra Tuesday: Sunbathing « Miss Moneypenny CPU

Wordless Bra Tuesday: Sunbathing « Miss Moneypenny CPU — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:26:08 +0000

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By: Miss Moneypenny

Miss Moneypenny — Mon, 26 May 2008 16:41:01 +0000

A very Wise choice to pump your milk! I have a funny feeling once Phil Speedy Chickencat latched to your (or my) mammarific machinery he would be lip-locked forever!

An APB on Chickencat seed? I can imagine the bulletin, “Be on the lookout for a walking talking Chicken Breasted Man who keeps saying “Get Real” and who has escaped from the KFC prison!”

Arm or Mud wrestle for the sketch software???

Happy Memorial Day!

By: Wendy

Wendy — Mon, 26 May 2008 06:42:59 +0000

p.s. ROFLMBO LOLOLOL. You are just toooooo dang funny. And apparently reeeeaaaaaaallllllllllllllly weird. Good thing I like that in a person.

By: Wendy

Wendy — Mon, 26 May 2008 06:41:41 +0000

Do you know … in my dreams I often nurse …. things. Children who aren’t mine … tiny little babies whom I don’t recognize … and chickens. But this interesting creature? I believe I will just sit in the chair and pump. I mean, my motherly compulsion won’t allow me NOT to feed it … but my natural revulsion and apprehension won’t let me let IT near my mammarific machinery.

I’m putting out an APB for all things delivering seed in the night. Unless they are farmers and they put the seeds directly into the SOIL … no, that’s NOT another way of saying something else.

Hey, Moneypenny? I’ll wrestle you for the sketch software.

By: SpeedyCat’s Sketch-A-Rama Software « Miss Moneypenny CPU

SpeedyCat’s Sketch-A-Rama Software « Miss Moneypenny CPU — Sun, 25 May 2008 02:25:19 +0000

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By: james

james — Sat, 24 May 2008 19:25:43 +0000

Ha Haaaa!!

By: Miss Moneypenny

Miss Moneypenny — Sat, 24 May 2008 16:50:21 +0000

Hi Olga, the Traveling Bra,

Are you dreaming of Phil Speedy Chickencat serving us buckets of finger-licking good KFC?

By: Olga, the Traveling Bra

Olga, the Traveling Bra — Sat, 24 May 2008 16:22:53 +0000

That chicken-thing scares me!!!!!!!!!

By: Miss Moneypenny

Miss Moneypenny — Sat, 24 May 2008 02:12:40 +0000

Hi Agent Laketrees and Pink Sheila,

Dr. Phil tried to get real with me, but I managed to escape!

Sorry Mrs. Lawrence Welk, the chair has No polka dots! Pink Sheila will enjoy a pink chair option for her WMD (Weapon of Mammary Distraction) massage therapy!

By: laketrees and pink sheila

laketrees and pink sheila — Sat, 24 May 2008 01:31:39 +0000

well Miss MP…
OBVIOUSLY you are being left alone for far too long !!!
this junior Speedcat is certainly a strange lookin fella….
and the chair !!!
does it come in plain black with white dots ?????