Monthly Archives: June 2008

Shaq Law and Disorder Rap Slap

Kazaam! Shaq’s magical “off-duty” rapping humor fought the Law and the Law amBUSHed him?

‘America’s Toughest Sheriff’ wants Shaquille O’Neal to “Hand in his badges” for mocking Kobe Bryant’s failure to win the N.B.A. finals rapping “You know how I be, last week Kobe couldn’t do without me.”

On June 22nd, Shaquille O’Neal was rapping freestyle using raunchy language at The Underground Village in New York City to mock his former teammate. To view the Little Warrior’s(1) rapping video, click HERE.

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio of the Maricopa County Police Department wants to strip Special-deputy colonel Shaquille O’Neal of his special deputy badges because the Phoenix Suns center used profanity and a racial slur in his freestyle rap performance.

Sheriff Arpaio said, “I just want my badges back. I don’t want anybody to say that he has my badges and I condone this type of activity.” According to the news source, Sheriff Arpaio is best known for clothing inmates in pink underwear. Rapping the a$$ word is unethical yet, covering the a$$ in pink underwear reforms prisoners?

On the following day (June 25th), Sheriff Mike Brown of Bedford County in Virginia stripped O’Neal of his unofficial association with the Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force department. Apparently, the sports star and the hero of children and adults who was sworn-in as a Honorary Deputy U.S. Marshal for his commitment to capture online sexual predators, can no longer take a bite out of crime.

Shaq also serves as a volunteer at the Tempe Police Department.

Lieutenant Mike Horn stated, “This is an issue between Sheriff Joe and Shaq. Nothing has changed with us.”

O’Neal told ESPN.com, “I was freestyling, that’s all. It was all done in fun. Nothing serious whatsoever.”

MADtv Comedy Clips of the Super Lakers and a Prison Break…

Right versus Bad Choices by Shaq and the Super Lakers

Aries Spears, MADtv

The Big Break is on for tonight, Pass it On

with Shaquille Rashaun O’Neal, MADtv

Timeline:
June 25, Bedford County Sheriff Mike Brown revoked Shaquille’s Shields for the Virginia’s Internet Crimes Against Children Task Force and Operation Blue Ridge Thunder.

June 24, Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio of the Maricopa County Police Department revoked Shaquille’s special deputy’s badges.

June 22, Shaquille O’Neal Freestyle raunchy Rap mocked Kobe Bryant for losing the NBA finals and blamed Kobe for ruining his marriage.