WCT: Senator Speedy’s Nekkid Running Mate
Thursday’s Early Edition of Wordless Chicken Tuesday
Kolonel Fred Clucker, the spokeschicken for KFC, has been selected as Senator Speedy’s Running Mate based upon his poultry politics, “Let’s put a real chicken in the White House!”
The Political Slogan of Fred:
Better to be in Speedy’s Bed,
Than be served for Dinner, Dead!
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Tags: Nude Campaign Poster, Primary Phun, Senator Speedy, Wordless Chicken Tuesday
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June 7, 2008 at 12:57 am
Hi Fuel em Cattenbargo,
Did you kiss a illusional breast or kiss the illusional Bra-Breast-headed man?
According to Dr. Philcat, you’d only be crazy if you enjoyed kissing Olga Bra-Breast-headed man!!!
June 7, 2008 at 12:24 am
That was an illusion?? I kissed an illusional breast?? I guess that means I really am crazy!!
June 6, 2008 at 12:50 pm
Hi Senator Oztaskiwi,
Well Done!
Beside Senator Speedy, you may be the only one to spot the comical strange visual illusions in my Oz Photoshop photography? 
Another example of visual illusion was Olga the Black Brassiere with the 38 WMDs as the head on a man’s Body…. ref. Senator Speedy’s Nekkid Top Guns
June 6, 2008 at 8:18 am
toooooo funneeeee..
Miss MP…
it looks like half a rooster cojoined with a chicken foetus
strange….very very strange…..
June 6, 2008 at 1:35 am
Hi Speedcat,
Guess being hit by a “Super High Intensity Tornado” from outer space worked up your appetite???
Kolonel Fred Clucker is flying over the digital highway with buckets of KFC and Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese as we speak!
June 6, 2008 at 1:25 am
Still hungry!!
June 6, 2008 at 1:23 am
Man! …. I’m starvin` !!!!!!!!!!!!! (KFC really sounds good all of a sudden) AND the Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese
June 5, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Now that’s too good a deal to pass up-
June 5, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Hi Rev,
We can always add a coat of Parmigiano-Reggiano cheese and Italian Bread crumbs for your finger(s)!
And, when you support Senator Chikindale, Fred will supply all the free buckets of KFC you can eat!
June 5, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Hi Senator Chikindale,
Fred’s Poultry Police are firing up the Chickencopters for the maiden flight of Senator Speedy Chikindale to be sworn in as the 44th POTUS at his Presidential Inauguration on January 20, 2009 !
Chickens everywhere will fly the coop in glee when they see a Bird replace a Bush in the Ovalcoopal Office!
We could dip Olga’s chicken breast into egg batter and roll the Breast meat into a Bra of Bread crumbs!
June 5, 2008 at 11:48 am
Something just….slightly unappealing about a naked/bald chicken..can’t quite put my finger on it.
June 5, 2008 at 2:42 am
I knew something was up last time I dined at the bird shack. They served me at a white table cloth booth, and all the chicken was on them. They gave me a photo of Fred (not dead) with a billion dollars. WhooWee that’s a lot of potato n gravy!! The White House lawn will never be the same, and the Ovalcoopal Office will be gaurded by secret service poultry police.
When traveling abroad, the chicken-wire will keep me in close contact.
Looks like that chicken needs Olga to cover the featherless breast meat