Debbie Clemens Ponders her Pruning Decision

Associated Press Photo: /Pablo Martinez Monsivais
Do I snip the left or the right steroidal family jewell first?

Background: Debbie Clemens, the wife of Roger Clemens is being probed again in the Human Growth Hormone Investigation.


Batter up, Bed Snake!

In the latest development, steroid distributor Kirk Radomski claims he has handed receipts (dated 2003) for a package of HGH he sent to Roger Clemens’ home over to federal investigators. According to the Daily News, Debbie used HGH to beef up for her pictorial in the 2003 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue.

Related News Story: Sources: Roger Clemens got HGH in mail from Kirk Radomski

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4 Comments on “Debbie Clemens Ponders her Pruning Decision”


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    from Debbie Dolphin:

    The above pingback link is a great example of someone copying some text in my post so they can be paid by advertising on their site, a misleading practice which was never authorized by me.

  2. james Says:

    Wil Do! Ha Haa! ;-)


  3. Hi SpeedyCat the Minnesotan Clodhopper,

    My Dad’s favorite comical poem may explain what happen to DC:

    Balls, Balls said the Queen,
    If I had two, I’d be King!

    And, the King laughed heartily,
    Not because he needed two,
    But, because he had too!
    _____________________

    Speedcat Mac Mahones, keep your Mac Mahones safe from DC (Debbie’s Clippers) ! ;)


  4. What is going on with Debbie Clemmons belly?? All that’s missing is hair! YIKES

    DC … looka lika dude, shavin in da mornin and a belly like a pan, six packs is good but only for a man

    HIOHHHHHHH !! HA HA HA How cold is it? It was so cold, that Debbie Clemmons nuts fell off …….. HIOOOHHHH …. HA HA HA

    Speedcat Mac Mahones


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