MacGyver Duct Tape Engineering
Would MacGyver use his Swiss Army Knife to cut his duct tape into “moist sticky wipes” using the sound scientific principles of applied rectal engineering???
When the going gets tough, the tough get Duct-tape!
– Angus MacGyver, 1985
Speaking of Survival (S.O.S), here are the items found in a Redneck’s Flood Survival Kit:
√ Budweiser
√ Bud Ice
√ Keystone Ice
√ Red Dog
√ Piece of plywood to float your booze and old lady on…
√ Toilet Paper for getting his rear out of this wet jam!
Beijing Olympic Runner
Where have all the Pheppings gone?
Cartoonist Credit: Donald Soffritti, Bologna, Italy
Note: images above contain Links to more undercover comedy…
Quote of the day:
“A Drink a Day,
Keeps the Shrink Away!”Phepping Words to live by?
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Tags: Duct-tape Defense, MacGyver, Pheppings, Redneck Survival
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August 12, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Hi Agent Laketrees,
A dark chocolate anti-pound cake served with strawberries could be the tasty zero-calorie treat to cheer us up
August 12, 2008 at 7:52 pm
HOWDY……Miss MP
I’ll also send digitally modified dark chocolate to cheer you and Speedy up on this strange day…
August 12, 2008 at 12:09 am
Hi Speedcat Hollydale,
Thank you for adding much needed humor to this strange day.
After this strange day, we may need a 0007 Moon Raker Space Craft to escape the Third Solar Rock, Duct tape Uranus, and exit the Solar System to find Scotty of the Starship Enterprise.
You’re most welcome, my friend. Great friends help each other travel through life’s unexpected strange twists and turns.
August 11, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Duct taping Uranus is imposible! …. unless you have a 0007 Moon Raker Space Craft.
Strange day isn’t it.
Thanks for your comment my friend. Speedy is your biggest fan.
August 11, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Hi Meleah,
Hopefully, Duct Taping Uranus is our last resort
August 11, 2008 at 3:47 pm
Hi Agent Laketrees,
Thank you for your zero calorie slice of Birthday cake.
Hopefully, you used digital powdered milk not Dairy-Air powdered milk???
August 11, 2008 at 1:11 pm
duct tape is good like that
August 11, 2008 at 2:57 am
have sent birthday cake from the ParTAY ….
made with powdered milk
August 11, 2008 at 2:00 am
Hi Olga TTB,
Speedy cheeks who speaks,
Not his cheeks for cow streaks!
August 11, 2008 at 1:43 am
Yeah, I was gonna ask Speedy….WHICH cheeks?!?
August 11, 2008 at 1:20 am
Hi Speedcat Hollydale,
Happy to hear your laughing cheeks hurt not your rump roast cheeks
The plight of the Phepping People has taken flight over the Beijing Bird’s Nest Stadium!
August 11, 2008 at 12:47 am
HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I cannot like you any more than I do right now
….. ohhh Miss Moneypenny you slay me
Just when I think you have outdone yourself, there come the pheppings running in!
A 10, definately a ten. Whew, my cheeks hurt from laughing … at least not from that cow.
August 11, 2008 at 12:02 am
Hi Agent Laketrees,
You’ll be fine drinking regular white milk yet, drinking homogenized chocolate milk might turn you off?
August 10, 2008 at 11:31 pm
well that cow pic has turned me right off cows milk ..Miss MP…
August 10, 2008 at 9:18 pm
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