Al Gore’s Proof of Global Warming
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Alfred E. Gore, the MAD Dog of Summer
Alfred E. Gore is another Einstein where E=mC2 is the equation of Gore’s Energy which equals his mouth times the Speed of his Crap in a vacuum squared 
AlGorisms:
“I honestly believe that the role I can most usefully play is to change the minds of the American people.” -Al Gore, “19th Hay Festival,” May 26, 2006“We now have the capacity to literally change the relationship between the Earth and the sun.” -Al Gore, “19th Hay Festival,” May 26, 2006
“During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet.” -Al Gore, CNN’s “Late Edition with Wolf Blitzer,” March 9, 1999
“Higher taxes on fossil fuels. . . is one of the logical first steps in changing our policies in a manner consistent with a more responsible approach to the environment.” -Al Gore, Earth in the Balance, 1993, p. 173
If only the ancients had found Humorus, the constellation of Leo and the Cat Star, Regulus, than Speedy Reguluscat could slay the Dog Star, Sirius Gore, and his Dog Days of Summer from Aug 3 to Sep 11 with the sickle of Speedy Leocat.
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Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times
Posted on August 27, 2008, in Eric Speedcat Hollydale, Global Warming, Humor, Satire, Strange Science and tagged Al Gore, Global Warming, Political Satire. Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.
Hi Eric “Speedcat Hollydale,”
How ironic, we’re both home on Labor Day!
Hi Rev,
Sounds like A. Gore the Prophet could help you rake in the large profits?
I am home today too … good to be
The sun was not angry today!!
Oh, Al…when will you ever learn?
As for me, I’m starting up a new religion, with A. Gore as our prophet; I mean…where would any of us be without the ‘system of tubes’ that is the internet?
Hi Triple O-7,
An angry Sun may explain how Alfred E. Gore was filled with his Hot Air of Crap
We have returned to Moneypenny Undercover Central and I will sail the digital seven seas to visit Hollydale Headquarters and everyone after packing and resting from our vacation!
The Sun Was Angry That Day … He Hee
Thats a GOOD question!!
Hi Meleah,
I wonder if Alfred E. Gore’s other organ, used for dreaming about wild fantasies, was also shrinking in his underwear?
I liked the shrinking underwear analogy!