The Canadian X-Files
And, my comical investigative question for Paul is,
If the ETs have advanced technology capable of traveling thousands of light years across interstellar space(1) than ET technology should also be superior and be capable of destroying all man-made defense systems located anywhere in the solar system.
Considering ETs superior power, why don’t the ETs reveal themselves on global TV like this character from the Holla-deck of Hollydale???
“Captain Apaullo Moonbucks, we’re picking up a ET facial distortion on Lunar TV!”
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Footnotes:
(1) Consider the closest star system, Alpha Centauri, at 4.37 light years or 25.7 trillion miles away from earth, requires 162,564 years for a man-made voyage. At 80 years per generation, 2,032 generations are needed to make a one-way trip.
If Alpha Centaurians are visiting our planet within one of our generations than their space travel speed must be close to speed of light, 186,000 miles per second which is 37,200 times faster than our technology.
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Posted on October 4, 2008, in Bizarre, Eric Speedcat Hollydale, Humor and tagged Canadian X-Files, Paul Helleyer. Bookmark the permalink. 32 Comments.
nice pic speedy
Hi Kayla,
Captain Apaullo Moonbucks, aka Speedy Moocat, was the best comedy cow of Miss Moneypenny Photoshop Productions!
I came to steal your UFO
Hi Speedy,
Where are the Comedy Cops when U need them?
I am not really here, this report comes from origin (B) … the Holla-deck of Hollydale
Hi Speedcat Hollydale Lumberjack Champion,
Did the Aliens abduct your Udders?
It is indeed
Hi Elron Wienkellskinnerd,
Happy to hear you don’t have cow pasture patty pants!
@ weirder than my own: another alien mystery for Captain Apaullo Moonbucks and Agent MulDA to solve???
This commenting line-up is weirder than my own
Bravo Moneypenny!!!!!!!
clicking Uranus … I watched for a minute, then realized the same thing. I was clickin and clickin – till every cow was gone. I have cow pattern pants!!!!!!!!
Hi Julie,
As far as I know, Speedy has been investigating Canadian Aliens for years!
Shhh… Top Secret Ops are conducted by posting a secret surprise any time, anywhere!
Hi Olga, the Traveling Bra,
HaHaHa! Hilarious… The cow’s Uranus needs to be clicked before the Speedcow is abducted
Agent Scully is proud of your investigative skills!