Genital Nickname Generator
Speedy Speedcat Hollydale‘s Penis Name Is:
Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness
Go RED and Keep it in your pants!
Considering all the Black Holes in the Outer Limits of Speedy Speedcat’s Twilight Zone Universe, I’m not surprised that the Penis Name Generator created the nickname, Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness for Speedy’s Penisaurus Rex.
Considering all the Endoscopic Probes in the Outer Limits of Bobby’s Dead Zone Universe, I’m not surprised that the Penis Name Generator created the nickname, One Eyed Wonder Weasel for Bobby’s Penisaurus Rex.
For fair and balanced comedy, my Beaver’s nickname is:
Le biscuit de l’amour
according to The Genital Nickname Generator by dGeneration.
Ironically, The wound that never heals is the nickname of Nurse Amanda Hugankiss‘s Beaver. I wonder if using Dr. Shoals hedge clippers to trim her beaver explains her bizarre nickname?
Fortunately, Nun on the run is the nickname of Olga, the Traveling Bra‘s Beaver which makes perfect cents…
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Posted on December 4, 2008, in Humor, Strange Science, Wordless Beaver Wednesday and tagged Bobby Revell, Genital Nickname Generator, Genital Nicknames, Nurse Amanda Hugankiss, Olga, One Eyed Wonder Weasel, Penisaurus Rex, Phantom Lord of Ultimate Darkness, Speedy Speedcat Hollydale, the Traveling Bra, Wordless Beavers. Bookmark the permalink. 25 Comments.
Hi Bobby!
Will Dr. Shoals perform your unanesthetised penile reduction surgery?
Nurse Hugankiss has informed me that the Good Doctor has a new pair of Hedgehog Clippers for patients who suffer from your over-extended problem!
I’m soon getting penile reduction surgery, I find it much too cumbersome to handle with such a corpulent girth while wearing shorts – I’m forced to wear long pants in the hot summers.
Call me.
Hi Bobby!
Thanks for the heavy dose of laughing gas, Doctor Seymour!
I can “see” you using “Seymour” as part of a creative pickup line in one of your probing horror stories!
Mine is actually named Seymour…ahem…when he gets excited, you see much more of him!!!! I stole that from somewhere but can’t remember. Perhaps, I will change his name to One Eyed Wonder Weasel…LOL!!!