Super Bowl XLIII Phuny Poultry Predictions

With only one day before Super Sunday, my Undercover Prophecy System is Super Simple: the first team to chase Speedy Chickencat across the Goal line will win…

Super Bowl XLIII

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With this Poultry Prognostication Procedure, you bet on the team who will win without worrying about the point spread or the final score of the game.

This system is a slight improvement over the Hollydale Hen Peck Picker system used by Carnac Speedcat Hollyton to pick the Patriots to win Super Bowl XLII last year using the services of the…

Poultry Picker, Beanie the chicken

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Hopefully, Carnac the Magnificent Hollyton didn’t lose his shirt, underwear, and Blue socks when he picked the Patriots over the Giants, 37 to 17. The Final Score was Giants 17, Patriots 14.

After Eli invalidated Speedy’s soothsaying prophecy, Speedy overhauled his Prediction Powers by creating the Superbowl Veri-check Accuquote Prediction system to rate the cheerleaders which is the real reason why men watch Football.

Based on Speedy’s Cheerleading Formula, the Arizona Cardinals will burn the Pittsburgh Steelers 27 to 3 yet, there are 43 reasons why the Head Chicken Cheerleading Coach could be wrong…

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For next week’s early edition of Wordless Chicken Tuesday, here is the Head Chicken Cheerleading Coach of Football Betting…

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Thankfully, Big Bird kept his chicken breasts covered for Miss Moneypenny and hopefully, Kurt Warner will not see this bird of betting before Super Bowl 43.

For a smooth clean shave of the famous Hollydale Chickencat Cheerleading Coach, Miss Moneypenny hired the beaver grooming services of Nurse Amanda Huggankiss.

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Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times