Archive for January, 2009

Super Bowl XLIII Phuny Poultry Predictions

January 31, 2009

With only one day before Super Sunday, my Undercover Prophecy System is Super Simple: the first team to chase Speedy Chickencat across the Goal line will win…
Super Bowl XLIII

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With this Poultry Prognostication Procedure, you bet on the team who will win without worrying about the point spread [...]

Senator Speedy Cavecat Hollydale is Working Hard for U.S. II

January 29, 2009

After a exhausting search for Senator Speedy Cavecat Hollydale in the Tin Foil hills of Hollydale, my undercover team discovered the following note and photo in one of the Caves…
Speedy Foilcat has Thor’s power to shield you from Liberal Democrats like Al Frankenberries…

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We interrupt this post for a important [...]

Bionic Breast-powered Bra

January 27, 2009

A Kinetic Bra has been designed by Dr. Eric Shoals to capture the kinetic energy of Bouncing Boobs…

Dr. Eric Shoals really racked his brain to determine that Boob Bounce momentum increases as the breast mass increases, a fact that every nursing mother or 36F (fake) busted woman already knows.
Although the video [...]

The Chicken Song for Music Monday n’ Chicken Tuesday

January 26, 2009

Rodney Carrington Live at the Majestic Dallas, Texas

I like my women like I like my chicken
With a little bit of fat on the ends
Not too much and not too little
Just enough to make me grin
When I see a little woman walkin’ down the street
She ain’t my type, I need a little [...]

Senator Speedy Cavecat Hollydale is Working Hard for U.S.

January 24, 2009

In late breaking news, we have found former Presidential candidate, Senator Speedy Cavecat Hollydale changing in his secret government office…

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After locating the Cool Cavecat at the end of his Rainbow of Reality Campaign, Miss Moneypenny asked Senator Speedy Cavecat what he thought about the leadership skills of our new [...]