Porn Bailout: Times Are Hard

Will Mary Carey work the polls for a Porn Bailout?

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According to another bizarre headline, times are hard for the Porn Industry. Larry Flynt, publisher of Hustler, and Joe Francis, CEO of Girls Gone Wild, will ask Congress for $5 billion to Bailout the Adult Sex Industry. Apparently, Flynt claims, “People are too depressed to be sexually active,” during the current global financial crisis.

marycareyNo doubt, Mary Carey, a experienced Porn Politician, can raise the Polls among men in support of a federal Bailout for the Porn Industry…

For Titillating Tuesday, both Bobby Seymour and Speedy NutraJoint are supporting Mary Carey’s 36DDD Boob Bailout.

News Source: Porn industry seeks federal bailout, Jan 7, 2009

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Posted on January 13, 2009, in Bizarre, Humor, Political Humor, Political Satire, Titillating Tuesday, Wordless Bra Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 19 Comments.

  1. Hi Eric Speedcat Hollydale,

    No Shock that Mary Jim Carey hypnotized you into her Boob Bailout! :D

  2. How could you not, I you look at the mammalries too long, HYPNOTIC things happen.

  3. Hi Nurse Hugankiss,

    Speedy most likely spotted the Brooch of the Hollydale Phepping Family Tree after examining her inflated 36DDD Boobs! :D

  4. A brooch? Speedy noticed her BROOCH?!?!?

    It is very lovely!

  5. Hi Meleah,

    For some Poker humor, they are Three of a kind that beats a full house! :mrgreen:

  6. this is SOFA KING funny I cant even type a comment.

  7. Hi Bobby,

    And, I thought Mary Carey was a funny slut screwing us with comic relief in the Porn Political Process! :D

    With those double lips, I knew you escaped from somewhere! ;)

    No Shock at Obama changing his mind… Obama did say he would bring Change to America! :mrgreen:

    Due to Oil security, I heard the rumor that Iraq was a permanent American Military Base to police the region and if this is true then the Money Masters will not allow Obama to Pull out too early!

  8. Mary Carey is a nasty slut and I look like an escaped-prisoner-weirdo-BurgerKing-dishwasher with a crack habit haha!

    Oh screw the porn industry (on video of course), this is just another way to get in the news. Britney will be asking for a bailout soon too :wink:

    I heard Obama say, “I might not be able to do most of the stuff I promised–difficult times are coming.” Whooda thunk it? He’s learning how little power the president actually has (why do you think Bush started a war? Because it’s the only power he has.

  9. Hi Ram,

    Would you like a side order of Saline Salad with your giant Silicone Boobs? :)

  10. Hi Eric Speedcat Hollydale,

    Will NutraJoint extend your rubbery limb to eight feet? :mrgreen:

    I could not find Bobby’s age on Facebook Facts…. Bobby claims he is 10 years old on his Blog! Does NutraJoint reverse aging, too? ;)

  11. Ram Venkatararam

    America – with your giant breats and outrageous demands. No wonder I love you so.

  12. Bobby Seymore said he was 19 years old on Facebook Facts (????) … I guess he started blogging at 15!!

  13. NutraJoint heals all ailments and promotes rubbery leg n limb !!!

  14. Hi Eric Speedcat Hollydale,

    Considering the Blue Whale has the largest (1-foot in diameter) and longest (8-feet in length) penis in the world, you and Revellian need to eat a lot of Nutrajoint to ketchup on the whale’s mammoth size in order to Save The Whales! :mrgreen:

    The best Bailout I can offer the Chicken Cowboys would be BBQ Chicken Breasts! ;)

    It could be a Boob Brooch? Is Mary Jim Carey the missing link in Hollydale Phepping Family Tree? ;)

    Your Blogging Bike is amazed? ;) … Will Nutrajoint heal your spoked out eyes? :D

  15. Is that a brooch ???? (on Mary jim Carey)

  16. Hoooo Weee! I wonder if Nutra and Revolian can be the team to save the whales?? Poor Mary Carrey will surley be frostbitten with Hollywood heat.

    I wonder bread which bail-out could be next? I know the chicken wranglers are chompin on the bit.

    As always, my blogosphere bike is amazed and my eyes are spoked out on my Moneypenny tour stop. Riding a wheelie in this blog …. mWWOOOOOOT!!! Hotcha cha cha

  17. Hi Linda!

    You’re right, Robin! Mary’s Mammaries will need several helping hands to support her fake boobs! :D

  18. Holy Boobs, Batman! If nothing else it looks like Mary Carey is definitely going to be needing some support of her own in the coming years just to keep those things from dragging on the floor! I’d say the Silicone Industry is well taken care of!

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