Senator Speedy Cavecat Hollydale is Working Hard for U.S.

In late breaking news, we have found former Presidential candidate, Senator Speedy Cavecat Hollydale changing in his secret government office…

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After locating the Cool Cavecat at the end of his Rainbow of Reality Campaign, Miss Moneypenny asked Senator Speedy Cavecat what he thought about the leadership skills of our new P.O.T.U.S. and Senator Speedy exclaimed, “It’s so easy that a inexperienced unqualified Cavecat can do it!”

Almost as easy as voting Present on Senate Bills? “Shh!,” replied Senator Speedy Cavecat, my Senate record needs to be secret from liberal Democrats who are searching for the truth behind my Rainbow of Reality Campaign…

My interview was cut short as Senator Speedy Cavecat quickly disappeared into the Tin Foil hills of Hollydale. Stay tuned for the next episode of Senator Speedy Cavecat Hollydale is Working Hard for U.S. when Miss Moneypenny uses a Bacon Beacon Thought Transmitter to penetrate the cerebral comedy inside the tin foiled mind of Senator Speedy.

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Posted on January 24, 2009, in Eric Speedcat Hollydale, Humor, Political Humor, Political Satire and tagged , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 11 Comments.

  1. Hi Nurse Amanda Huggankiss,

    I’m not sure who created the sign poetry…could have been Nurse Moneypenny, Dr. Shoals, or you! :)

  2. WoW! I said that? That’s brilliant!!!!!! And it rhymes too! :)

  3. Hi Eric “Speedcat Hollydale”

    Don’t forget to trim your testicles…

    Clean shaven Balls,
    Are happy Balls,
    According to Nurse Hugankiss’ sign on the Wall! :mrgreen:

  4. Hi Olga,

    Will the Speedy Cavecat be less scary if Nurse Amanda Hugankiss shaves him?

  5. Gosh !!!! … so I could use a trim

  6. Hi Bobby!

    According to Wilma Flintstone, hairy Senators are the bedrock of political affairs in a Democratic White House! :mrgreen:

    I wonder if Senator Speedy gave Barack his gift of Cuban Cigars to welcome Obama to the Oral Orifice? ;)

    I wonder if a Bolus,
    Of mistletoe, nettle, rue, garlic, and fenugreek Poultice,
    will cure a Foot in the Mouth P.O.T.U.S. ? ;)

  7. Hi Debbie! Thell speedy to be sure to shave his back too, it looks mighty hairy hahaha! I thought potus was something mashed up into a slimy curd…or is that poultice? :smile:

  8. Hi Eric "Speedcat Hollydale"

    After being ahead in the polls, how did 30 million people turn against you? ;)

    Perhaps, your foil ship can travel back in time and change the past so that Senator Speedy wins the War for the White House? ;)

    It could be worse… Al Franken might be hanging out with you in the Senate Hot Tub googling your babe magnet trunks! :mrgreen:

    Perfect timing, Funny (irony) that you offered to be interviewed since I have three comical questions for Senator Speedy to answer! The questions were easy to create yet, trying to think like Senator Speedy and answer them was difficult!

    After delivering Zoloft from the planet Zatox, the Great Gazoo will deliver my questions on digital stone tablets using the Yahoo Doomsday Machine! :mrgreen:

  9. ps … if you would like another interview from my tin foil exile, mail me some questions at speedcathollydale@yahoo.com

    My email is delivered on stone tablets every Tuesday after chicken feasting

  10. I should really get a shave and a haircut, but after loosing the election by 30 million votes it seems my stamina is down!!

    My foil journey through space / time gave me a glimps of the future, and it is not pretty, so I figure why not just hang out in the hot tub. Besides, I have these new wicked cool babe magnet swim trunks ;-)

    The senate?? … ehhh, I can no longer hang around them baboons. Amy Klobie is whack.

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