Archive for February, 2009

Alicia Mayer, Cabbage Patch Poster Girl for Vegetarianism

February 26, 2009

To keep me cool and fresh, please don’t leaf me alone…

Photo Source: REUTERS/Darren Whiteside, February 28, 2007

“I’m asking people to turn over a new leaf and go vegetarian.” – Alicia Mayer, Filipino actress and FHM cover model, who provocatively posed in lettuce lingerie to promote PETA’s (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) “Let Vegetarianism [...]

Beware of Strange Speedy Skid Marks

February 23, 2009

Can Speedy Speedcat explain his Strange Skid Marks?
Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh what a relief it is…

Image source: A Miss Moneypenny Photoshop Presentation
Did Speedy Skid Marks find the right color of the wind?
The comical chemical reaction that burned through the Duct Tape and produced the Strange Speedy Skid Marks…

C6H8O7(aq)
+
3NaHCO3(aq)

3H2O(l)
+
3CO2(g)
+
Na3C6H5O7(aq)

Citric acid
+
Baking soda

Water”>
+
Carbon dioxide
+
Sodium citrate

Senator [...]

The Rainbow Connection: Debbie Harry, Kermit, Karen Carpenter

February 22, 2009

Debbie Harry & Kermit D. Frog

Background
In 1979, the song was originally performed by Kermit the Frog (Jim Henson) in The Muppet Movie. In 1981, Blondie’s Debbie Harry sang “The Rainbow Connection” in a duet with Kermit on the Muppet Show.
In 1980, the Carpenters recorded their version of the [...]

Michael Phelps Bong of Cannabis Comfort

February 20, 2009

Good Morning, Mr. Phelps… Remember, Mr. Phelps we’re living in the digital age and we’re always being watched… the following Photoshop message and your Frosted Flakes endorsement will self destruct in 5 seconds… Good Luck, Michael…

Image Source: A Miss Moneypenny Photoshop Production
Good news, Michael… despite the London’s News of the World photo, no criminal charges [...]

Sheyla Hershey Majestic Mountain Mammaries

February 17, 2009

38KKK Bouncing Boobs…

After 9 Breast Augmentations, Sheyla Hershey has ballooned out from a 32B to 38KKK Boobs. According to a British tabloid, the Texan blonde has the world’s largest pair of boobs(1).
Although everything is bigger in Texas, local Nip Tuck Surgeons refused to do the record breaking surgery. Sheyla [...]