Barack Obama sings If Ya Voted For Me

Spoof of Beyoncé’s “Single Ladies” Song

The sign of the shortest presidential honeymoon on record?

“We were just tired of being in the White House” – President Barack Hussein Obama during a surprise visit to second-graders at Capital City Public Charter School on Feb 3, 2009 ~ only two weeks after taking office. Obama admitted that he had “screwed up” in his handling of the Tom Daschle tax scandal.

Welcome to the Barack Billary White House…

Spoof Song Lyrics
If you voted for me! (7x)
Then get your hands up!
In the white house, now watch your mouth
Im doing my presidential thang.
It’s time for Bush to dip,
People wanna trip, cause everybody voted for me.
I’m on the news,
I’m in magazines,
don’t pay me any attention.
There’s nothing to fear,
Not with these ears,
I can hear the thoughts of any enemy!
If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it (2x)
If you didn’t then get with it cause I’m staying, homie!
If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it
Oh (a million times)

If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it (2x)
If you didn’t, get up with it cause I’m staying, homie.
If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it

I got hope on my lips
Blackberry on my hip
Secret service we rollin deep!
In the white house
Take the bowling alley out
I can care less what you think.
I need no permission
Did I mention
I am the first black president
I want a b-ball court
With a little bling to sport,
How’s that for ‘change you can believe’?

If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it (2x)
If you didn’t, get up with it cause I’m staying, homie.
If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it

Don’t threaten me
Have you lost your mind?!
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!
You will be doing time (doing time)
See heres the thing,
I’ll make sure they take you,
And cuff you then put you
In a prison so far
Then make you a part
Of a chain-gang that sings my song
Then plead your case
On Apollo
with a Malcolm X t-shirt on.

If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it (2x)
If you didn’t, get up with it cause I’m staying, homie.
If ya voted for me, change is on the way, know it

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Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times