Amanda Holden Lettuce Grease Talent
Apparently, the versatile vegetarian enjoys discussing her telescopic nipples in men’s magazines. Hopefully, her telescoping nipples will not spoil her Lettuce Lingerie before dinner.
In 2007, Amanda greased her nipples with Vaseline before running 26 miles in the London Marathon for the The Born Free Foundation, a animal charity. Hopefully, Amanda didn’t go Vaseline crazy like Tyra Banks…
The Vaseline Factor by Tyra Banks
Petroleum products attract bacteria and dirt which weaken our skin. Petroleum jelly closes the pores of our skin as well as the pores of plant leaves. Ironically, some Vegetarians don’t realize petroleum jelly products like Vaseline kills plant life like lettuce yet, they use Vaseline to lubricate their nipples and tulips.
Surprisingly, some Vegetarians seem to be more concerned about animal rights than their own body.
Ironically, PETA Vegetarians believe eating meat is wrong while some Vegetarians grease themselves in Vaseline. Moisturizers made from organic plant based oils do not suffocate the pores because they are very similar to our skin’s oils. Shea butter, cocoa butter, and coconut butter are some examples of natural moisturizers used to protect and rejuvenate our skin.
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Posted on April 21, 2009, in Chicken Comedy, Titillating Tuesday, Wordless Chicken Tuesday and tagged Amanda Holden, Britains Got Talent, Chicken Comedy, Lettuce Ladies, lettuce lingerie, PETA, Satire, Titillating Tuesday, Tyra Banks, Vaseline, Wordless Chicken Tuesday. Bookmark the permalink. 13 Comments.