Archive for May, 2009

Missing Link Found Living in Hollydale

May 21, 2009

The Missing Link, fully equipped with his Urinator Bag, has been discovered living in Hollydale, Minnesota. Evolutionists claim their Manpanzee is 47-million years old. According to the flight recorder video in his Banana Pod Ship, the Manpanzee was blown away from the Uranus Space Station during a tremendous gas expulsion seeping from a deep [...]

Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality: Kermit D. Frog

May 20, 2009

Kermit D. Frog croaked today after Miss Piggy came down with a frog in her throat. Kermit was the 80th victim to die of Swine Flu…

After eating her Spam, Kermit’s last words were, “Miss Piggy swore her pork tenderloin was clean.”
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Ironically, the World Organisation for Animal Health has discovered that “swine flu” virus spreading [...]

Palaeolithic Pornography: Venus of Hohle Fels

May 19, 2009

On May 13, 2009, researchers revealed a 35,000 years old female figurine that was excavated from an archaeological dig in a cave located in Hohle Fels, Germany. Researchers believe the 2.36-inch long ivory sculpture with enlarged breasts, bloated belly and wide thighs is a example of Palaeolithic Pornography. They believe the Venus of Hohle Fels [...]

When I.C.U. in the Hollydale Clinic

May 17, 2009

Dr. Shoal and his nurses are breakdancing “When I.C.U.” in the Hollydale Clinic…

Background
“When I.C.U.” was written by Ollie Brown and Jerry Knight, a dance music duo, for the 1985 movie, “Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo,” which was the sequel to the 1984 breakdancing film “Breakin’.”
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The breakdancing moves and music inspired me to [...]

Hollywood Celebrity Narcissism invades the Twittersphere

May 16, 2009

Perez Hilton, P. Twitty, Ashton Kutcher, Twitter Shaq, Jimmy Fallon, Britney Twitney, Demi Moore, and Arthur Herbert Fonzarelli star in Hollywood Celebrity Narcissism invades the Twittersphere…

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Tweedle-dee, Twitter Pal… Today is going to be a Twitterific day.
Ironically, you [...]