Missing Link Found Living in Hollydale

The Missing Link, fully equipped with his Urinator Bag, has been discovered living in Hollydale, Minnesota. Evolutionists claim their Manpanzee is 47-million years old. According to the flight recorder video in his Banana Pod Ship, the Manpanzee was blown away from the Uranus Space Station during a tremendous gas expulsion seeping from a deep fissure in the Uranal valley on the surface of the planet below…

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Footnotes:

(1) Manpanzee, the Missing Link, is a morphed image that was created at Morph Thing.com by morphing these images:
Buffet Mobile and
a Undercover Photo of Drowsy Monkey during the Summer of Love in 1967.
The morphed Manpanzee Hollydale head was photoshopped onto the body of a space chimpanzee.

(2) The mystery of evolution is how did a brainless one cell organism acquire the ability to create different species and acquire higher intelligence. Don’t let the evolutionists make a monkey out of you.

(3) This Missing Link spoof is satire and/or parody. It is entirely fictitious like the religious theory of evolution.

The fossil record of the recent “MISSING LINK” FOUND: New Fossil Links Humans, Lemurs? news may only prove one fact: Lemurs have had opposable thumbs for 47 million years. Can you imagine any primate without opposable thumbs trying to grip tree branches?

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Posted on May 21, 2009, in Bizarre, Humor, Satire, Strange Science and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 23 Comments.

  1. Hi Debbie! The Manpanzee is a dangerous and unpredictable creature and haunts wooded areas surrounding neighborhoods all over the USA. It’s not fake, I’ve seen it on Twitter! :smile:

  2. WHAT?!?! This is a spoof?!??
    A satire and/or parody?!?!?
    It is entirely fictitious?!?!?

    I don’t believe a single word you’re saying!
    ;)

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Olga,

      Which part of the satire do you believe is true?

      A. The Hollydale Manpanzee,
      B. The Hollydale Manpanzee discovered the good shit rolled from the valley of Uranus,
      C. All of the Above.
      ;)

  3. “Did he fall through a Hollydale Wormhole”

    I am laughing SO HARD I may have pulled a muscle.

  4. The manpanzee didn’t evolve into anything. He’s smoking. And judging by the relaxed manner in which he’s smoking, I don’t think he’s smoking tobacco. So, he was too laid back to worry about propagating his species. He just sat back and watched as the neanderthals clubbed his fellow manpanzees into obscurity.

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Dan,

      Very nice! Did you discover that the Eocene Manpanzee was from the Cannabis Constellation and was too Spaced Out to survive the Stone Age? :D

      Evolutionists were misled by the Hollydale Manpanzee because he has been smoking the good shit rolled from the valley of Uranus for 47 million years before he landed on Obama’s Third Rock! :mrgreen:

  5. Hi Debbie! Everyone knows that Adam & Eve were hairy creatures that got hot in the sun and shed their hair, had a baby boy and girl who had a boy and girl—forming the single branch of the human family tree. We are all brother and sister :smile:

  6. 0007 twitterini

    with phonautofill … I might just texta twice ahh

  7. 0007 twitterini

    u can enter the strange space between hollydale n dcrland ?

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Only in the year 2525 if this Blogger can survive…

      • Exactly! I wise author wrote that, and then another coined it.

        • Miss Moneypenny

          Who wrote that and who coined it???

          “In the year 2525, 
If Speedy SpaceCat is still alive,
If Bloggers can survive, they may find…” – are the opening lines of Miss Moneypenny’s poem that was posted at 10:40 pm July 26, 2008 on the Space Cat Aging Post

          P.S. my previous “Only in the year 2525 if this Blogger can survive” comment was posted as humor as is 99% of my comments posted anywhere around the net and my previous comment had nothing to do with who wrote my comedy.

  8. Miss Moneypenny

    Did he fall through a Hollydale Wormhole? ;)

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