Missing Link Found Living in Hollydale
The Missing Link, fully equipped with his Urinator Bag, has been discovered living in Hollydale, Minnesota. Evolutionists claim their Manpanzee is 47-million years old. According to the flight recorder video in his Banana Pod Ship, the Manpanzee was blown away from the Uranus Space Station during a tremendous gas expulsion seeping from a deep fissure in the Uranal valley on the surface of the planet below…
Image source: A Miss Moneypenny Photoshop Production
Footnotes:
(1) Manpanzee, the Missing Link, is a morphed image that was created at Morph Thing.com by morphing these images:
Buffet Mobile and
a Undercover Photo of Drowsy Monkey during the Summer of Love in 1967.
The morphed Manpanzee Hollydale head was photoshopped onto the body of a space chimpanzee.
(2) The mystery of evolution is how did a brainless one cell organism acquire the ability to create different species and acquire higher intelligence. Don’t let the evolutionists make a monkey out of you.
(3) This Missing Link spoof is satire and/or parody. It is entirely fictitious like the religious theory of evolution.
The fossil record of the recent “MISSING LINK” FOUND: New Fossil Links Humans, Lemurs? news may only prove one fact: Lemurs have had opposable thumbs for 47 million years. Can you imagine any primate without opposable thumbs trying to grip tree branches?
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Tags: Bizarre, Evolution, Lemurs, Manpanzee, Missing Link Found, Satire, Strange Science
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May 27, 2009 at 2:36 am
Hi Debbie! The Manpanzee is a dangerous and unpredictable creature and haunts wooded areas surrounding neighborhoods all over the USA. It’s not fake, I’ve seen it on Twitter!
May 27, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Hi Bobby!
Was the Manpanzee armed with a pork sausage encased in a 35 mm hog casing?
May 24, 2009 at 10:48 pm
WHAT?!?! This is a spoof?!??
A satire and/or parody?!?!?
It is entirely fictitious?!?!?
I don’t believe a single word you’re saying!
May 24, 2009 at 11:06 pm
Hi Olga,
Which part of the satire do you believe is true?
A. The Hollydale Manpanzee,
B. The Hollydale Manpanzee discovered the good shit rolled from the valley of Uranus,
C. All of the Above.
May 24, 2009 at 7:43 pm
“Did he fall through a Hollydale Wormhole”
I am laughing SO HARD I may have pulled a muscle.
May 24, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Hi Meleah,
Hopefully, you didn’t break your Humerus Bone (Funny Bone)
May 25, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Nope! That is still intact!
May 23, 2009 at 12:57 pm
The manpanzee didn’t evolve into anything. He’s smoking. And judging by the relaxed manner in which he’s smoking, I don’t think he’s smoking tobacco. So, he was too laid back to worry about propagating his species. He just sat back and watched as the neanderthals clubbed his fellow manpanzees into obscurity.
May 23, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Hi Dan,
Very nice! Did you discover that the Eocene Manpanzee was from the Cannabis Constellation and was too Spaced Out to survive the Stone Age?
Evolutionists were misled by the Hollydale Manpanzee because he has been smoking the good shit rolled from the valley of Uranus for 47 million years before he landed on Obama’s Third Rock!
May 24, 2009 at 10:10 pm
Is that true Moneypenny?
LOLOLOL
May 24, 2009 at 10:25 pm
According to the Evolutionists, it appears to be true!
May 22, 2009 at 1:25 am
Hi Debbie! Everyone knows that Adam & Eve were hairy creatures that got hot in the sun and shed their hair, had a baby boy and girl who had a boy and girl—forming the single branch of the human family tree. We are all brother and sister
May 22, 2009 at 1:46 am
Bobby Speedies brother?
May 22, 2009 at 2:22 am
Hi Bobby!
Are you ‘Tom’ Cruising from the religion of brainless one cell creatures to the religion of incest?
May 21, 2009 at 10:36 pm
with phonautofill … I might just texta twice ahh
May 21, 2009 at 10:34 pm
u can enter the strange space between hollydale n dcrland ?
May 21, 2009 at 10:45 pm
Only in the year 2525 if this Blogger can survive…
May 22, 2009 at 1:47 am
Exactly! I wise author wrote that, and then another coined it.
May 22, 2009 at 2:26 am
Who wrote that and who coined it???
“In the year 2525, If Speedy SpaceCat is still alive, If Bloggers can survive, they may find…” – are the opening lines of Miss Moneypenny’s poem that was posted at 10:40 pm July 26, 2008 on the Space Cat Aging Post
P.S. my previous “Only in the year 2525 if this Blogger can survive” comment was posted as humor as is 99% of my comments posted anywhere around the net and my previous comment had nothing to do with who wrote my comedy.
May 22, 2009 at 2:39 am
YES! I used an old post to re-make my latest space post, and your comment was added to the post cauz it was so funny. I added it again ((ha haaaaaaaa!))
May 21, 2009 at 10:32 pm
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May 22, 2009 at 1:47 am
What about this one ??
http://www.morphthing.com/showimage/2/0/0/5017626/Barack-Obama-and-Gollum.jpeg
May 22, 2009 at 2:31 am
Did he fall through a Hollydale Wormhole?