Michael Jackson Thriller Tribute

It seems oddly fitting that 1,500 inmates from the Cebu Provincial Detention and Rehabilitation Center in Cebu, Philippines perform the following Michael Jackson “Thriller” tribute…

What we need to Nose: Does the ‘P’ stand for Prisoner or Pedophile?
Was the King of Pop a Smooth Criminal?

Michael Jackson August [...]

Climate Change Starts With Al Gore

During a Brain MRI scan, Miss Moneypenny and Doc Shoal have discovered why Climate Change starts with Al Gore…

Image source: knuttz.net

During the MRI Scan of Al Gore’s brain, Miss Moneypenny and Doc Shoal discovered Global Warming began as a tropical tumor shortly after Al created the Internet.
If you haven’t seen my Doctor Shoal, please visit [...]

Tongue Texting for Safe Driving?

Can you keep both hands on the steering wheel, concentrate on the traffic, and use Tongue Texting for safe driving?

Image source: Pippa Garner’s “Ms. Goodwrench” cartoon for Car and Driver Magazine, March 2009 edition
Ms. Goodwrench also claims Tongue Texting is a safe way to practice oral sex while driving around the town. How fast [...]

Government Motors For a Genuine GM Car Deal

Visit Government Motors For a Genuine GM Car Deal…

“If anybody beats a GM Deal, we’ll seize their company.”
The Government Motors Car Commercial is a W.A.D. Production from the War on Achievement Department.
What do you call it when Obama suddenly overthrows the auto industry?
A coupe d’état.
Considering that President Obama fired Rick Wagoner, [...]