http://twitpic.com/rqhyg Cheetah Woods hopes to change his image. http://tinyurl.com/yhgdexo #TigerWoods #sgp
Elin Woods caught the Tiger By The Tail – Cheetah Woods
Elin Woods caught Cheetah Woods By The Tail…
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After a Domestic Dispute, Speedy Woods Crashed and Burned his Golf Cart on the Back 9.
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http://twitpic.com/rqhyg #ObamaFriday: Tiger Woods will share his Clubbing Tips to keep my Birdie below Par. #tcot
hollydale @hollydale
@moneypenny008 Hormone Lake in Hollydale had a 1000 ft wave and all the fish started to speak Sweedish. Leena landed a 40 pounder that sang
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
@hollydale http://twitpic.com/rqhyg On the Green of Hormone Lake, Elin knows how to fix your Birdie below Par. 
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
RT @buszero: http://twitpic.com/rqhyg CheetahGate –> @ Drivegate? LOL @andylevy @allahpundit: New term for Tiger’s scandals: Alphagate?
Florida Jayhawk @FloridaJayhawk
U Gotta Be Kidding: Fox News Runs Story of Black People Mad At Tiger For Not Having Affairs With Black Women? LEAVE TIGER ALONE -
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
@FloridaJayhawk http://twitpic.com/rqhyg Perhaps, Fox News and Tiger Woods have a Birdie below Par and Elin knows how to fix stray Birdies.
hollydale @hollydale
@moneypenny008 my tie chi toes are corn laden …. work boot flavored / speaking of, I cannot wait to get out of here sneek tweet @ work
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
@hollydale http://twitpic.com/rqhyg Tiger Cheetoes Speedy Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash but his Birdie is still below par.
hollydale @hollydale
I brought this fine golf irony over to Facebook. Too good not to share! …. and sure, cheetoes sound deeee ee lishious
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
http://twitpic.com/rqhyg Your last secret(?) tweet fell into a Twitter Black Hole… Do Cheetahs love Chee-Toes?
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
http://twitpic.com/rqhyg Before someone clubs you, take your name off the phone. Video Parody @ http://tinyurl.com/ye97mcr
hollydale @hollydale
@moneypenny008 http://twitpic.com/rqhyg – lets have a sandwich and salad
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
http://twitpic.com/rqhyg – @hollydale A Turkey Club sandwich, chicken salad, and hold the Golf Club for another Cheetah?
hollydale @hollydale
@moneypenny008 http://twitpic.com/rqhyg – I give the Hollidalian Master Slice Award !!! (( congratulations ))
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
http://twitpic.com/rqhyg – @hollydale Thank you… your Master Slice Award will be handy for Slicing and Dicing!
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
http://twitpic.com/rqhyg Can Elin keep up with the women claiming to have had affairs with Tiger ‘Speedy’ Woods? http://tinyurl.com/yjp3dp6
Florida Jayhawk @FloridaJayhawk
Ok you cheat but your wife attacks you. You avoid police so they dont lock her up for abuse. If she leaves can she get 1/2?
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
@FloridaJayhawk http://twitpic.com/rqhyg Have you asked Elin Nordegren about the 1/2?
hollydale @hollydale
@moneypenny008 seems to be a lop wedge
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
@hollydale http://twitpic.com/rqhyg That’s what happens when U get caught playing with another beaver in a wet bunker! 
hollydale @hollydale
@moneypenny008 http://twitpic.com/rqhyg – ha haaaaaaaaa!! …. BEST TWITPIC EVER
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
http://twitpic.com/rqhyg – @hollydale Will my Photoshop Twitpic win a Tiger Trophy?
hollydale @hollydale
Hello Twitter … Hello Miller … have you met supa hawt Phyllis Diller? … and Mrs Woods chopped off Tigers winkie !
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
@hollydale http://twitpic.com/rqhyg She chopped off Woods winkie with a slinky or a 9-iron?
hollydale @hollydale
@moneypenny008 it startes in the clubhouse after flirting with the beverage-cart girl … the club pro Wanda Mashie belted me with a niblick
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
@hollydale http://twitpic.com/rqhyg And your significant other catches you putting your nekkid 9-Iron into the wrong hole! 
Miss Moneypenny @moneypenny008
@hollydale http://twitpic.com/rqhyg After a Domestic Dispute, Speedy Woods Crashed and Burned his Golf Cart. http://tinyurl.com/ykhwjs7
For Music Monday, Tiger By The Tail (The Tale Of Tiger Woods)
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Country Comedian Cledus T. Judd used the melody of “I’ve Got a Tiger By the Tail” (Harlan Howard, Buck Owens) to create his parody song, ‘Tiger By The Tail (The Tale Of Tiger Woods).’
Lyrics
Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it’s plain to see,
hit him in his golf balls from the black and blue tees
She was teed off from a tough lie, he tried to tell
And looks like she beat Tiger all to hell
hit him in his golf balls from the black and blue tees
She was teed off from a tough lie, he tried to tell
And looks like she beat Tiger all to hell
Well, he thought he’d cheat on her and she’d, stand by her man,
She knocked out his window with his three iron in her hand
He got up and down in a skins game with a cheap Jezebel..
And that’s why she beat Tiger all to hell
Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, it’s plain to see,
Looks like he’s had a hole in one or two or three,
He should have never pulled out his wood, yeah, he should have kept it to himself,
That’s why she beat Tiger all to hell
Well he tried to bump and run it, but he was caught in a trap
When she saw that cocktail waitress on his lap,
Well the shot hit the fan, when she heard that voicemail,
That’s why she beat Tiger all to hell
Well, she beat Tiger all to hell, let’s let ‘em be,
They expect us to respect their privacy,
Even Chris Brown can’t believe it, hell, I can’t believe it myself,
She’s the only one to beat Tiger all to hell
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Posted on February 21, 2010, in Humor, Music Monday, Satire and tagged Cheetah Woods, Cledus T. Judd, Elin Nordegren, Elin Woods, Humor, Music Monday, Satire, Song Parody, Tiger By The Tail, Tiger Woods. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.
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