Monthly Archives: April 2010

Heidi Montag: Change Is A-Breast

Change is a-breast as Heidi Montag busts out of her Bikini to reveal her new plastic Barbi Body during the opening of the Liquid Pool lounge in the Aria Resort and Casino, Las Vegas on April 10, 2010.

The Hills are alive with the Sound of Silicone…

At 32F, Plastic is Fantastic.
©2010 Miss Moneypenny Satire

Heidi Montag

Height: 5′ 2″
Weight: 105 lbs.
Cup Size: 32DDD (F)
Waist: 22″
Hips: 32″

Barbie Doll

Height: 5′ 2″
Weight: 101 lbs.
Cup Size: 31 (C?)
Waist: 19″
Hips: 26″

Heidi increased her weight by 3.09 pounds (700cc implant = 23.67 oz of Silicone = 1.545 lbs per breast).

“I Actually Want H (Bra Size) for ‘Heidi’” to compete with Sheyla Hershey?

Heidi “I’m beyond obsessed” Montag taped a political sketch for Funny or Die about the horrors of having to pay for plastic surgery with a plastic credit card. The political satire was created to raise awareness of the Consumer Financial Protection Agency and sign the petition to hold Banks accountable. The petition will be delivered to Senators during the week of April 26…

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The Pursuit of Physical Perfection in 10 hours?

On November 20, 2009, Heidi Montag underwent 10 Plastic (Surgery) Procedures: (1) Mini Browlift, (2) Botox for forehead and frown area, (3) Nose job revision, (4) Fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial fold, and lips, (5) Chin reduction, (6) Liposuction on neck, (7) Ear surgery, (8) Breast augmentation revision, (9) Liposuction on waist, hips, inner & outer thighs, and (10) Buttock augmentation.

Heidi claims that she almost died during her 10 procedures: “I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did and my breathing was five breaths per minute which is like almost dead.” -Heidi Montag

Introducing the Jacksonstein of Plastic Fashion…

The struggle between pain and beauty.
©2010 Miss Moneypenny Satire

In April of 2007, Heidi underwent 3 Plastic (Surgery) Procedures: breast augmentation (32A to 32C), collagen lip injections, and rhinoplasty.

To view photos of Heidi’s natural (pre-plastic) figure, click HERE.

For Music Monday, More Beautiful You by Johnny Diaz

Body Language by Heidi Montag and Rappin’ Spencer Pratt

Breaking news on Twitter…

moneypenny008 Miss Moneypenny Apr 25, 05:50 PM
http://twitpic.com/1ih9ri MMDs (Mammaries of Mass Destruction) cause Boob-Quakes http://tinyurl.com/y7sn6ty – http://tinyurl.com/2cex32v

“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” – Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi

In response, university student Jen McCreight created Boobquake to produce a slight tremor in protest.

To view all tweets related to MMDs (Mammaries of Mass Destruction) cause #BoobQuakes (.) (.), please click Here.

Footnotes:

(1) Apparently, there are secret rules that exclude Bloggers from Music Monday Meme Lists unless Lady Java revises their link with Prejudice.

Moral of the Story: To avoid defamation of character, avoid Bloggers who do not post a clear Term of Service.

(2) Hat Tip to Heidi Montag Reveals Her (Plastified) Bikini Body and Shopping Blog for the images used to create my Photoshop comparison of the real life plastic doll to the 2009 Plastic Barbi doll.

Note: Miss Moneypenny posts Political Satire on Twitter at http://twitter.com/moneypenny008 and Twitpic at http://twitpic.com/photos/moneypenny008. Readers can also view my tweets and Twitter conversations at http://tweetree.com/moneypenny008.