Heidi Montag: Change Is A-Breast
The Hills are alive with the Sound of Silicone…
Weight: 101 lbs.
Cup Size: 31 (C?)
Heidi increased her weight by 3.09 pounds (700cc implant = 23.67 oz of Silicone = 1.545 lbs per breast).
“I Actually Want H (Bra Size) for ‘Heidi’” to compete with Sheyla Hershey?
Heidi “I’m beyond obsessed” Montag taped a political sketch for Funny or Die about the horrors of having to pay for plastic surgery with a plastic credit card. The political satire was created to raise awareness of the Consumer Financial Protection Agency and sign the petition to hold Banks accountable. The petition will be delivered to Senators during the week of April 26…
The Pursuit of Physical Perfection in 10 hours?
On November 20, 2009, Heidi Montag underwent 10 Plastic (Surgery) Procedures: (1) Mini Browlift, (2) Botox for forehead and frown area, (3) Nose job revision, (4) Fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial fold, and lips, (5) Chin reduction, (6) Liposuction on neck, (7) Ear surgery, (8) Breast augmentation revision, (9) Liposuction on waist, hips, inner & outer thighs, and (10) Buttock augmentation.
Heidi claims that she almost died during her 10 procedures: “I had too much Demerol like Michael Jackson did and my breathing was five breaths per minute which is like almost dead.” -Heidi Montag
Introducing the Jacksonstein of Plastic Fashion…
In April of 2007, Heidi underwent 3 Plastic (Surgery) Procedures: breast augmentation (32A to 32C), collagen lip injections, and rhinoplasty.
To view photos of Heidi’s natural (pre-plastic) figure, click HERE.
For Music Monday, More Beautiful You by Johnny Diaz
Body Language by Heidi Montag and Rappin’ Spencer Pratt
Breaking news on Twitter…
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” – Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi
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