BoobQuake: Seismic Silicone or Natural Motion?

Who can produce the best P wave(2) in a BoobQuake – Seismic Silicone or Natural Motion? Heidi Montag or Polish Pop Princess Ewa Sonnet…

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BoobQuake: Seismic Silicone or Natural Motion

Heidi Montag

Height: 5′ 2″
Weight: 105 lbs.
Bust: 32DDD (F) ~ 3.8 lbs (3)
Waist: 22″
Hips: 32″

Ewa Sonnet

Height: 5′ 4″
Weight: 114 lbs.
Bust: 36E ~ 3.97 lbs (4)
Waist: 24″
Hips: 34″

On April 26, 2010, Over 200,000 women were moved to show their cleavage to protest the unscientific religious statement of Iranian cleric…
“Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” – Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi

This post asks the satirical question: who has a greater impact on producing tremors, fake breasts or natural breasts?

Last week, Jen McCreight published the results of Boobquake 2010. Click Here to read the magnitude of her findings.

For Music Monday, RNB by Ewa Sonnet

Music Video Background

RNB was Ewa’s first single released in 2005. Ewa’s second pop single, Nie zatrzymasz mnie, was released one year later (July, 2006).

Nie zatrzymasz mnie (You won’t stop me)

Lyrics

Proszę przestań już
szkoda twoich sił
nie przekonasz mnie
za dużo mi uciekło dni.

Teraz wreszcie wiesz
kto sieje wiatr, ten burze ma
ja wolność poczuć chcę
i wypić pragnę ją do dna.

Choćbyś zamknął wszystkie drzwi
to nie zatrzymasz mnie
choćbyś błagał z całych sił
ja zrobię to co chcę
dzisiaj aż za dobrze wiem
jak w klatce żyje się
więc już więcej nie mów nic
bo nie zatrzymasz mnie.

Chciałeś, no to masz
walczyłeś o to tyle lat
teraz będziesz sam
a mnie już ciebie nie jest żal.

Choćbyś zamknął wszystkie drzwi
to nie zatrzymasz mnie
choćbyś błagał z całych sił
ja zrobię to co chcę
dzisiaj aż za dobrze wiem
jak w klatce żyje się
więc już więcej nie mów nic
bo nie zatrzymasz mnie.

Choćbyś zamknął wszystkie drzwi
to nie zatrzymasz mnie
choćbyś błagał z całych sił
ja zrobię to co chcę
dzisiaj aż za dobrze wiem
jak w klatce żyje się
więc już więcej nie mów nic
bo nie zatrzymasz mnie.
———————–
English:

Please stop it now
damage to your forces
does not convince me
I ran away too many days.

Now, finally, you know
he who sows the wind, the storms have
I want to feel the freedom
and I enjoy it to the bottom.

Even if you closed all the doors
This does not stop me
even if you begged with all my strength
I will do what I want
Today I know all too well
as we live in a cage
So no more say anything
I do not stop me.

You wanted to, well, we have
it fought for so many years
Now you’ll be alone
You and I have not a regret.

Even if you closed all the doors
This does not stop me
even if you begged with all my strength
I will do what I want
Today I know all too well
as we live in a cage
So no more say anything
I do not stop me.

Even if you closed all the doors
This does not stop me
even if you begged with all my strength
I will do what I want
Today I know all too well
as we live in a cage
So no more say anything
I do not stop me.

Chelsea Handler discusses the horrors of Botox Blunders and Vaginal Rejuvenation (Viewer Discretion advised?)

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Footnotes:

(1) Apparently, there are secret rules that exclude Bloggers from Music Monday Meme Lists unless Lady Java revises their link with Prejudice.

Moral of the Story: To avoid defamation of character, avoid Bloggers who do not post a clear Term of Service.

(2) P wave is a seismic boob wave that involves motion (alternating compression and extension) in the direction of propagation not a Phallus wave.

(3) 32in. band A size cup = 180cc x .9g/cc (Adipose tissue) = 162 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = .357 lbs + 1.545 lbs silicone = 1.9 lbs per breast or 3.8 lbs per pair

(4) 36in. band E size cup = 5 cups x 200 cc/cup = 1000 cc x .9g/cc (Adipose tissue) = 900 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 1.98 lbs per breast or 3.97 lbs per pair

(5) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Heidi Montag and Ewa Sonnet were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

*Note: Miss Moneypenny posts Political Satire on Twitter at http://twitter.com/moneypenny008 and Twitpic at http://twitpic.com/photos/moneypenny008. Readers can also view my tweets and Twitter conversations at http://tweetree.com/moneypenny008.

My WordPress Blog will be used to archive selected Political Satire tweets.

Related Tweets to BoobQuake: Seismic Silicone or Natural Motion?:

Miss Moneypenny

Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic Cards, Yes to Plastic Boobs

3:54 PM Apr 27, 2010

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Posted on May 2, 2010, in Humor, Music Monday, Satire, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. speedcathollydale

    Nobody but nobody does a MM like you MP.

    BOOOOBYAHHHHH !!! (( standing ovation ))

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi SpeedyCat,

      Nobody does it better, 0007? ;)

      If you love MM this week then TT* could be a tantalizing treat for you. :)

      * TT = Titillating Tuesday which will be posted on May 4th.

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