Naked Comedy: Chelsea Handler’s Uranus Clapper

Chelsea Handler’s Uranus Clapper was inspired by Chelsea Handler’s XXX Sex Tape is No Joke.

Since Chelsea Handler likes being naked…
ChelseaNude
Photo Source: May issue of Allure

“My boobs are good. They’re real and perky. Even if you can’t see them, the important thing is that I know about them, and the guys I’ve slept with know about them.” – Chelsea Handler

Does Chelsea want you to clap for Uranus?

ChelseaPlayboy
Photo Source: Playboy Rumor
A Clap-On, Clap-off Uranus?
Will Chelsea Handler reveal her ‘Kaslopis’ next?

Chelsea Handler discusses anal beads and Sex Toys (Viewer Discretion advised?)

May the Nude Force be with you?

In related news, Vivid Entertainment confirmed Mindy McCready, country music star, signed a model release to allow the release of her sex tape with former Boston Red Sox and New York Yankees pitcher Roger Clemens. The DVD, Mindy McCready: Baseball Mistress, was released on May 4.

A Girls Gotta Do What A Girls Gotta Do by Mindy McCready

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Related Tweets to Chelsea Handler’s Uranus Clapper:

moneypenny008 Miss Moneypenny May 02, 05:02 PM

http://twitpic.com/1kep0k Chelsea Handler XXX Sex Tape is No Joke? http://tinyurl.com/26f744q #Handler

Chelsea claims her XXX sex tape (Casting Couch Comedy?) was “made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club because I’m a comedienne, and I’ve been showing it at birthday parties for (expletive) years!” -Chelsea Addresses Sex Tape on Chelsea Lately (E! Online) Apr 28, 2010

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Posted on May 4, 2010, in Humor, Music Monday, Satire, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. I say, let the clappins commence as the wall unit is installed at manor Hollidalian! This post is hot as borg chili in sub space rift #69 … hehehee

    • Miss Moneypenny

      Hi Obi-Wan SpeedyKat Kenobi,

      Does the sub-space shaft located in manor Hollidalian lead directly to their sexy reactor system? ;)

      During Speedy clapping, will Master Luke Hollidalian be able to pull out in time? ;)

      May the Nekkid Force be with you! :)

      P.S. Your missing Sombrero has been finally uncovered… http://twitpic.com/1lakq3

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