Kendra Wilkinson is trying to Bust Up the release of her Secret Sex Tapes

In 2008, Kendra created Home Run Productions LLC to sell her sex tapes secretly. After her company failed to disguise the sale of her sex tape, Kendra Wilkinson is trying to Bust Up the release of her Secret Sex Tapes…

Will Kendra’s Legal Team be forced to punt?
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For Seismic Silicone Similarity,

Kendra Wilkinson

Height: 5′ 4″
Weight: 115 lbs.
Bust: 34D ~ 3.3 lbs (1)
Waist: 24″
Hips: 32″

Heidi Montag

Height: 5′ 2″
Weight: 105 lbs.
Bust: 32DDD (F) ~ 3.8 lbs (2)
Waist: 22″
Hips: 32″

In the center of Kendra’s Busted Coverage, Vivid Entertainment plans to release Kendra’s secret Sex Tape, “Kendra Exposed” by the end of May. To date, Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch has ignored the ‘cease and desist’ threats from Wilkinson’s lawyer Yael E. Holtkamp.

According to Radar online.com, Kendra’s sex tape(s) exposes multiple partners under the covers with E!’s reality star. The former Girl Next Door hired the legal firm Lavely & Singer to Bust up the public release of her sex tapes that Kendra tried to secretly sell in 2008.

Perhaps, an E! Makeover will help the Blonde Bombshell erase her secret sex tape and her naked past when she was a Playboy model?

Kendra was one of the stars on the E! reality television series The Girls Next Door, which followed the lives of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends. She lived in the Playboy Mansion with Hugh and his girlfriends Holly Madison, and Bridget Marquardt from 2004 to 2009.

For Music Monday, Kendra was featured in Rockstar by Nickelback

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Footnotes:

(1) 34in. band D size cup = 4 cups ~ 2 cups natural plus 2 cups fake

2 cups x 190 cc/cup = 380 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 342 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 0.75 lbs per breast or 1.5 lbs per pair
plus
400cc implant x 1 gram/cc (Silicone) = 400 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = .88 lbs per breast or 1.76 lbs per pair

1.5 lbs + 1.76 lbs = 3.26 lbs per pair ~ see Note (3)

(2) 32in. band A size cup = 180cc x .9g/cc (Adipose tissue) = 162 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = .357 lbs + 700cc implant x 1 gram/cc (Silicone) = 700 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 1.545 lbs silicone = 1.9 lbs per breast or 3.8 lbs per pair ~ see Note (3)

(3) Although many men are allegedly attracted to women with D cup breasts, the average breast size is 36C. Since many women guess their hanging pendulums weigh about ten pounds, they would be surprised to discover a pair of 36C breasts weigh about 2.5 pounds.

36in. band C size cup = 3 cups x 200 cc/cup = 600 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 540 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 1.19 lbs per breast or 2.4 lbs per pair.

(4) Hat Tip to Staralicious and Ego TV online for the images used to create my Photoshop Busted Coverage Satire image.

In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Kendra Wilkinson were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

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