Sheyla Hershey Fighting for Majestic Mountain Mammaries

Sheyla Hershey is fighting for her life and her Majestic Mountain Mammaries after she became infected following her Boob Restoration Operation in Brazil last month.

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Sheyla Busts out of her plastic procedure to reveal the price she paid for a provocative Plastic physique.

Although the Staphylococcus aureus infection is threatening her life, Sheyla states that her breasts have NOT been removed as some media reports claim.

Sheyla claimed her Brazilian Surgeon injected more Saline into 38KKK breasts to inflate her boobs to 38MMM or Majestic Mountain Mammaries…

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Sheyla Hershey’s 38MMM Milkshakes have more Bounce to the Ounce.
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Sheyla’s Boob Complications began last year when she became pregnant. Her World Record(1) Triple M Mounds were reduced to 38FFF.

Dr. Jennifer Walden, a plastic surgeon is not surprised that Hershey is suffering complications due to the excessive use of silicone. According to one source, each breast has been inflated with 1.85 gallons of silicone which adds 7.7 pounds to each boob.

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Footnotes:

(1) Sheyla’s boobs were hailed as the world’s largest by a Brazilian book of records after she had her fake balloons inflated to MMM in October of 2008. Her Boobs were deflated to 38FFF in November of 2008 for the safety of Sheyla and her baby, Victoria Nicole who was born in June 2009.

Sheyla suffered from a Staphylococcus aureus infection in both breasts after a Boob Restoration Operation in June of 2010.

In late September of 2011, Sheyla began slowly restoring her Saline Sacks over two month period: 2,500cc of saline liquid was implanted into her reconstructed breasts in Cancun, Mexico and doctors gradually increased the Saline to 4,300cc to produce 38KKK Air Bags.

Sheyla claims her 38KKK Air Bags saved her life after hitting the tree in the ‘middle of the road’ while driving her Mustang home after a Super Bowl party on Feb 5, 2012.

Sheyla claims she will restore her Air Bags to 38MMM Majestic Mountain Mammaries (5,500cc per breast) in 2012.

(2) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Sheyla Hershey were used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

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Posted on July 25, 2010, in Humor, Music Monday, Satire, spoof, Strange Science, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.

  1. speedcathollydale

    This post seems to b busting all the records at MMP CPU !

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