Bedazzle your Beaver

Bedazzle your Beaver and Bling your Thing…

Photo Credit: ©2011 Miss Moneypenny Satire

Will Vajazzle(1) Razzle Dazzle the opposite sex?

Razzle dazzle ‘em
When they’re stiffer than a Girder,
And sequins in their eyes,
Ya’ll get away with Murder.

Vajazzle Me Barbie

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Footnotes:

(1) On the January 12, 2010 episode of Lopez Tonight, Jennifer Love Hewitt promoted her new book, “The Day I Shot Cupid,” by explaining how women can Vajazzle their vajayjays in her Vagazzling chapter.

“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady,” she said. “It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vajazzle their vajayjays.” – Jennifer Love Hewitt

Vajazzle (Vagina + Bedazzle) is slang for decorating a woman’s vulva or pubic area with Swarovski crystals.

How to Vajazzle at Home…

(2) Miss Moneypenny surgically bedazzled Jennifer Love Hewitt’s beaver using Photoshop.

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