Can the Minions of Despicable Me Gingrich stop the Magic of Mitt Romney
On Feb 10th, 2012, Newt Gingrich Deployed his Conservative Dream Team
to take on the Saul Alinsky radicalism of the Obama Administration.
From left to right, Minion members are listed as follows…
Chuck Norris, campaign surrogate who loves robocalling Republican voters for Newt.
J.C. Watts is looking for Despicable Me to do the heavy lifting in concealing
the flaws of his Progressive Record.
Kellyanne Conway, Newt Gingrich’s presidential campaign senior advisor
Former Senator Fred Thompson: Does Fred believe Newt’s Progressive Record was Revolutionary?
Governor Rick Perry claims Newt is “a visionary who can transform our country.”
Banksta Herman Cain aka Dr. Nefario, has a Bold 999 Deal for Newt: Pizza Robots to steal the Etch A Sketch shrink ray from Vector Romney.
Michael Reagan has a new Contract with Newt?
Linda Upmeyer, Gingrich’s caucus co-chairwoman
After sweeping Tuesday’s primaries on April 3rd, 2012, Romney tightened his grip on the Republican presidential nomination with 664 projected Delegates. Romney’s victories further padded his wide delegate lead over Rumbling Reverend Rick Santorum.
Despicable Me Gingrich and his Minions are running out of States and time to stop the Magic of Mitt. When will Despicable Me Gingrich end his self-aggrandizing campaign?
“In every election in American history both parties have their cliches. The party that has the cliches that ring true wins.” – Newt Gingrich
2012: THE NEWT ODDITY (2001: A Space Odyssey Spoof)
“I’m going to be the nominee. It’s very hard not to look at the recent polls and think that the odds are very high I’m going to be the nominee.” – Newt Gingrich
, a legend in his own mind
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