Miss Moneypenny Double Oh 8
You never come late for Miss Moneypenny Double Oh 8.
For an All Time High, we’re two of a kind, we move as one…
Sorry, James… Miss Moneypenny only serves Blue Dolphin martinis and Blue Temptation cocktails at the poolside bar…
For Music Monday, All Time High by Rita Coolidge
Music Video Background
All Time High was written as the Theme song for the James Bond 007 movie, Octopussy.
Lyrics
Had no intention to do the things we’ve done
Funny how it always goes with love, when you don’t look, you find
But then we’re two of a kind, we move as one
We’re an all time high, we’ll change all that’s gone before
Doin’ so much more than falling in love
On an all time high, we’ll take on the world and wait
So hold on tight, let the flight begin
I don’t want to waste a waking moment, I don’t want to sleep
I’m in so strong and so deep, and so are you
In my time I’ve said these words before but now I realize
My heart was telling me lies, for you they’re true
We’re an all time high, we’ll change all that’s gone before
Doing so much more than falling in love
On an all time high, we’ll take on the world and wait
So hold on tight, let the flight begin
So hold on tight, let the flight begin
We’re an all time high
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Footnotes:
(1) After inflating her ( . Y . ) chest cushions to 44G, each of Vanessa’s Beach Balls weigh 3.69 pounds each assuming she was a natural ‘B’ cup.
According to this source, Vanessa has 1200cc Eurosilicon High Profile implants filled to 1350cc.
2 cups x 180 cc/cup = 360 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 324 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = .714 lbs + 1350cc implant x 1 gram/cc (Silicone) = 1350 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.976 lbs = 3.69 lbs per breast or 7.38 lbs per pair.
Marie-Claude’s Comic Boobs weighs three times more than the breasts of average women.
According to Boobpedia, Marie Claude inflated her Boobs to 34FF (34G) from a natural 34B.
34in. band G size cup = 7 cups ~ 2 cups natural plus 5 cups fake
2 cups x 190 cc/cup = 380 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 342 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = .75 lbs per breast
Plus
850 cc Inamed high profile, round soft saline implants inflated (overfilled) to 1000cc.
1000cc implant x 1.02 grams/cc (Saline) = 1020 grams + 25 grams (Shell) x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.3 lbs per breast
Equals 3.05 lbs per breast or 6.1 lbs per pair.
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Gummy bear Silicone implants: 0.98 grams per cubic centimeter (or 1cc = 0.034568 ounces)
Cohesive Silicone Gel Breast implants: 0.99 grams per cubic centimeter (or 1cc = 0.03492 ounces)
H20: 1 gram per cubic centimeter
Saline: 1.02 grams per cubic centimeter (or 1cc = 0.035969 ounces) + 25 grams for Saline implant shell
(2) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the Photo of Vanessa Montagne was modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.
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