The Tiddy Bear Breast Comforter

Well Equipped Built-in Dual Air Bags need the support of Seat belts and comfort of

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Useless Gift Ideas for the woman who has everything.

Tired of tight Shoulder straps irritating your breasts?
Your new Tiddy Bear will snuggle comfortably where you need to relieve the pressure…

Note: Apparently, this humorous product is actually sold online and the Bear hugs your Tiddy to relieve strap discomfort. To protect your Tiddy from Shoulder Strap Pain, Click HERE, to buy a Tiddy Bear online for $14.95 Each + $4.95 S&H.

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Photo Credit: Kush Support(3)

The Tender High-quality Cradle (THC) prevents Cleavage Wrinkles
caused by Breast pressure.

You can save money and prevent Décolleté (Chest and Cleavage) Wrinkles by sleeping on your back(4).

Kush Support for Sleep After Breast Augmentation

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Footnotes:

(1) According to Boobpedia, Ewa Sonnet’s natural 36E bust has been upgraded to 36F (weight gain?).

36in. band F size cup = 6 cups x 200 cc/cup = 1200 cc x .9g/cc (Adipose tissue) = 1080 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.38 lbs per breast or 4.76 lbs per pair.

(2) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the Photo of Ewa Sonnet was modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

(3) It’s ‘Bra-zarre’ that the product name Kush and slogan, “Kush Supports Like A Dream” was used since Kush is a strain of Cannabis indica with high levels of Tetrahydrocannabinol (THC). Kush from Afghanistan, North-Western India, Northern Pakistan is cultivated for the production of Hashish. Hindu Kush (Super Pot or High-Potency Marijuana) from the the Himalayan Mountains in Afghanistan was first used in America during the mid-1970s.

Kush Expo: World’s Biggest Marijuana Festival

In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the Photo of Kush Support model was modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

(4) Is the Kush Support a Natural Rest for the Breast or another Advertising gimmick? According to their website, the company makes the following claims…

“While side-sleeping is recommended by healthcare professionals, the breasts rest on top of each other due to gravity and pressure forces. Kush Support™ cradles, comforts and supports and is so comfortable you do not feel it while you sleep!”

“As women age, creases, folds and wrinkles between the breasts can begin to appear. Kush Support™ gently supports the breasts – thus providing a natural remedy for the appearance of cleavage wrinkles.”

Although Sleeping On Side (S.O.S.) is recommended for pregnant women, sleeping on your back is the healthiest sleep position according to Healthcare professionals. The Supine (back) Sleeping position allows your spine to relax in its most natural alignment and allows your internal organs to expand and relax. The dangers of SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome) decreased after the “Back-to-Sleep” campaign began in 1994.

In addition, Supine sleeping is the natural remedy to prevent cleavage wrinkles.

Sleeping is one of the leading causes of wrinkles, after the sun, and when you sleep on your side you are ironing in wrinkles into your skin… To get rid of the wrinkles along your bust line, get in the habit of sleeping on your back instead of on your side.

-Your Décolleté and How to Care for It

The Tiddy Bear Breast Comforter is Titillating Tuesday Humor by Miss Moneypenny aka Debbie Dolphin

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About Miss Moneypenny

Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on December 18, 2012, in DD Humor, Humor, Satire, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. This is funnily enough just the thing I’ve been looking for! Superb and thank you!

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