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Bumpin and Thumpin to the Music thanks to my Double Jugs(1)

Thanks to Apple, men can listen to and stare at my Boobs at the same time.

For Music Monday, Stereo Love ~ Edward Maya & Vika Jigulina

Music Video Background

Stereo Love” was the first single released by Edward Maya who teamed up with Eldar Mansurov and Vika Jigulina to create the song in 2009. The song became a major hit in Romania, and reached the Top Ten in 16 other countries.

Lyrics

When you’re gonna stop breaking my heart
I don’t wanna be another one
Paying for the things I never done
Don’t let go,
Don’t let go
To my love.

Can I get to your soul?
Can you get to my thought?
Can we promise we won’t let go?
All the things that I need
All the things that you need
You can make it feel so real.

Cuz you can’t deny
You’ve blown my mind
When I touch your body
I feel I’m loosing control
Cuz you can’t deny
You’ve blown my mind
When I see you baby
I just don’t wanna let go.

I hate to see you cry
Your smile is a beautiful lie
I hate to see you cry
My love is dying inside

I can fix all those lies
Oh baby, baby I run, but I’m running to you
You won’t see me cry, I’m hiding inside
My heart is in pain but I’m smiling for you

Can I get to your soul?
Can you get to my thought?
Can we promise we won’t let go?
All the things that I need
All the things that you need
You can make it feel so real.

Cuz you can’t deny
You’ve blown my mind
When I touch your body
I feel I’m loosing control
Cuz you can’t deny
You’ve blown my mind
When I see you baby
I just don’t wanna let go.

When you’re gonna stop breaking my heart
Don’t let go,
Don’t let go
To my love.

I hate to see you cry
Your smile is a beautiful lie
I hate to see you cry
My love is dying inside
I hate to see you cry
Your smile is a beautiful lie
I hate to see you cry
My love is dying inside

I can fix all those lies
Oh baby, baby I run, but I’m running to you
You won’t see me cry, I’m hiding inside
My heart is in pain but I’m smiling for you
Oh baby I’ve tried to make the things right,
I need you more than air when I’m not with you,
Please don’t ask me why, just kiss me this time
My only dream is about you and I

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Footnotes:

(1) According to Boobpedia, Wendy Fiore has an all natural 32JJ (32K) bust.

32in. band K size cup = 11 cups
11 cups x 180 cc/cup = 1980 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 1782 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 3.93 lbs per breast or 7.86 lbs per pair

Since men in our culture seem to be obsessed with our boobs, the average woman’s bra size is 36C and each breast weighs about one pound.

(2) Fair Use Notice: This post may contain copyrighted material. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Wendy Fiore were used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. Such material is made available for comical commentary and/or educational purposes only. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in Title 17 U.S.C. section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

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Posted on December 31, 2012, in Humor, Music Monday, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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