Bra Ninja Dead Or Alive

Christie Allen is a multitasking Kunoichi Assassin (aka Bra Ninja Dead Or Alive) who can simultaneously throw down in a fight and throw on her bra…

starring Holly Valance as Christie Allen in DOA: Dead or Alive.

In this scene of the movie, the Australian femme fatale shows the Hong Kong police officer how to remove a bra dangling from the end of his gun, disarm four men, and throw on her bra. Holly’s talents range from comical seductive bra fighting to singing.

For Music Monday,
Kiss Kiss by Holly Valance, 2002

For Speedy Methanecat, a song Parody of Kiss Kiss…

Fart Fart by Holly Valarse

Note: Holly Valance’s music video was dubbed over and credited as Holly Valarse, a fictional character.

Animated breasts DOA

The Lethal Level of animated breasts(1) compared to Real Life

Christie, DOA Game

Height: 5′ 10″
Weight: 126 lbs.
Bust: 37
Waist: 23″
Hips: 35″

Holly Valance, DOA

Height: 5′ 6″
Weight: 114 lbs.
Bust: 34B
Waist: 23″
Hips: 34″

Photo Credit: See Note 2

The Lethal Level of animated breasts(1) compared to Real Life

Jaime Pressly, DOA

Height: 5′ 5″
Weight: 114 lbs.
Bust: 35 (Artificial Silly-cone Stuffing)
Waist: 24″
Hips: 36″

Tina, DOA Game

Height: 5′ 9″
Weight: 123 lbs.
Bust: 37
Waist: 24″
Hips: 35″

Photo Credit: See Note 2

The Lusty pulsation of animated breasts(1) compared to Real Life

Devon Aoki, DOA

Height: 5′ 6″
Weight: ??? lbs.
Bust: 32A
Waist: 23″
Hips: 33″

Kasumi, DOA Game

Height: 5′ 2″
Weight: 106 lbs.
Bust: 35
Waist: 21″
Hips: 33″

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Footnotes:

(1) Tecmo Koei, a Japanese video game corporation, created a physics engine devoted entirely to the animation of the female characters’ breasts.

(2) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Holly Valance, Jaime Pressly, and Devon Aoki as well as the DOA game characters were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.