Labor Pains of Dr. Eric Shoals

‪Like a Surgeon‬, Dr. Shoal is Pregnant with Complications(1)…

Photo Credit: Miss Moneypenny Photoshop Production

For Staph Only

Like a surgeon, it’s time to Drill,
To remove Obama’s poison Pill,
Prepare the IV from the Gin Mill,
To stop his Bleeding over my medical Bill.

The Nurses at the Hollydale Clinic…

are singing Weird Al Yankovic’s Like A Surgeon, a song parody of Like a Virgin, while they deliver Dr. Eric A. Shoals baby, a Human Transformer Medical Specialist.

The Three Virgin Pop Tarts of Hollywood?

Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and ‪Madonna perform their tribute to “‬‪It’s in her Kiss‬‪.”‬

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Footnotes:

(1) Warning:

Contents of this Post are under High Blood pressure. Excessive bleeding may be caused by ObamaCare Cutbacks in our Phlebotomy staff.
Use only as directed and avoid prolonged exposure to this Post. Staph not included but Gin stabilizers are. Side effects of reading this Post are occasional laughter. If the condition persists, consult Doctor Shoal. No fur-bearing Beavers (Nurses) were harmed during the creation of this Post. This Post may contain Doctor Shoal’s Banana, but we doubt it.

This Post is meant for comical purposes only. This disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, neglect, damage, or pregnancy from the improper reading of my satire. Miss Moneypenny shall be under no liability whatsoever resulting from any use of this post.