Pasture-ized Udders

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Jana Udders
Photo Credit: janaglam.com

At 2.5 pounds per udder, Jana’s Milk Mammaries are capable of feeding Speedy BabyCat for years to come…

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Footnotes:

(1) According to Boobpedia, Jana has natural 32G Chest Cushions.

32in. band G size cup = 7 cups

7 cups x 180 cc/cup = 1260 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 1134 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.5 lbs per breast or 5 lbs per pair.

(2) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Jana Defi were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

The Pasture-ized Udders of Jana Defi is Titillating Tuesday Humor by Miss Moneypenny aka Debbie Dolphin

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Posted on February 11, 2013, in Humor, Music Monday, Titillating Tuesday and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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