Pasture-ized Udders

Feb 11

Posted by Miss Moneypenny

For a natural Bulky Bust, you need to develop…

Pasture-ized Udders like Jana Defi

Photo Credit: janaglam.com

At 2.5 pounds per udder, Jana’s Milk Mammaries are capable of feeding Speedy BabyCat for years to come…

Speedy BabyCat

For Music Monday, the Speedcat Singers of Hollandaise, Minnesota sing “I Fell Asleep on her Boobs”

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Footnotes:

(1) According to Boobpedia, Jana has natural 32G Chest Cushions.

32in. band G size cup = 7 cups

7 cups x 180 cc/cup = 1260 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 1134 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.5 lbs per breast or 5 lbs per pair.

(2) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Jana Defi were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.