Drink to Shrink Cup Size?

According to Helena Jernström, a Swedish researcher, drinking three or more cups of coffee can shrink your breasts…

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Photo Credit: Miss Moneypenny Photoshop Production

Honey, Caffeine Shrank my C-cups

Almost every news report failed to mention the details of the study like the researchers approximated the breast volume using the pyramid volume formula, base area x height/3, which was a Booby trap as comically shown above.

Apparently, the news also failed to mention that only women with the CYP1A2*1F gene who drank three or more cups of coffee experienced a slightly larger boob volume. Women without the CYP1A2*1F gene who drank three or more cups of coffee experienced a slightly smaller breast size.

The Swedish Study only observed associations between breast size and coffee consumption and never proved drinking coffee alone caused changes in breast volume.

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Photo Credit: Ray Serving Heroes

Thanks to drinking Dunkin’ Donuts, my DDs are Barely noticeable.

On the other hand, did Rachael Ray’s Boobs shrink from the “Running Of The Cups?”

Related News Source: Breasts, genes and coffee, Oct 24, 2008

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Footnotes:

(1) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the Photo of Rachael Ray was used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

Drink to Shrink Cup Size? is Titillating Tuesday Humor by Miss Moneypenny aka Debbie Dolphin

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