The Riddle of the Oompa Loompas

Oompa Loompa Doopity Doo,

I’ve got another riddle for you,

How does eating Fruit Loops change you?

Blue Fruit Loops may be the source of the Blue Flu!

Beware of Oompa Loompa Penguins chasing Speedy Smurf!

P.S. Yes, Bobby you fell into the secret lair of Miss Moneypenny CPU where Debbie Dolphin shares her secret humor!

Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times