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It’s so easy a Caveman can do it In Obama’s World

Miss Moneypenny — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 17:25:17 +0000

In Obama’s World, it’s so easy a Caveman can do it…

It’s so easy a Caveman can do it

“I pledge to Cave in to the International Bankers, Health Insurance Lobbyists, Rahm Emanuel, George Soros, and Wall Street.” -Barack ‘Barry Soetoro’ Obama

Image Source:
Chart illustrated by Tommy Downs for Phil Kerpen Click to Enlarge Image

Since FDR, Congress has given Presidents the power to enact regulations. According to the Supreme Court, Congress cannot give this power to the President. President Obama is usurping the Constitution “in the extreme.” -Judge Andrew Napolitano

Additional Resources for Democracy Denied:

Cap & Trade (Crap & Tax): H.R. 2454 – Exposing the Special Interests

Internet Regulation: FCC’s Broadband Plan, Blueprint for Washington takeover of the Internet – FCC to Unveil Proposal to Regulate the Internet – Sen. DeMint Offers Bill to Halt FCC’s Internet Regulation Scheme – S.1836 — Internet Freedom Act of 2009

Union Card Check: H.R. 1409, The Obama administration supports card check – Protect your Private Vote – You don’t want to Meet Bill – Labor Unions’ “Card-Check Bill” Dead

Debt Commission: S.2853, Bipartisan Task Force for Responsible Fiscal Action Act of 2009 – S.2853 Overview – Executive Order — National Commission on Fiscal Responsibility and Reform – Obama’s Deficit Commission is a “cover for raising taxes” – John Boehner

Offshore Drilling: Congress Allows Offshore Drilling Ban to Expire, Oct. 1, 2008 – Obama Issues New Offshore Drilling Moratorium

For Music Monday, Barack Obama, Oh Won’t You Rescue Me

Lyrics

I live in my pajamas since my old boss “set me free;”
So, I’m callin’ on Obama ’cause
there ain’t no jobs for me.

I called the unemployment line -
The message it was clear =
With all the people still on hold
They’d get to me next year!

Barack Obama, Oh won’t you rescue me
just like you did for Detroit,
And the banks and AIG.

They came and took my truck away;
My pantry has run bare.
I wash my clothes with a garden hose
While in my underwear.

The bank just keeps callin’ ’bout
My past due vredit cards,
So, now I’m livin’ in a shed
Stuck in my kid’s backyard.

Barack Obama, Oh won’t you rescue me.
You said that you would help me
When I saw you on TV.

They held a great convention
in the State of Tennessee.
To offer their solutions
And tell why they disagree.

I have no phone, no tv set,
And my health is failin’;
If things don’t get no better soon
I’ll ask Sarah Palin.

Barack Obama, Oh won’t you rescue me.
Though I prefer my coffee -
I might have to switch to tea.

I had a dream the other night
When everything was still.
I thought I saw that Congress passed
A health insurance bill.

The drugstore gave me all my pills,
A doctor checked my eyes,
The dentist fixed my broken tooth,
The nurse sang lullabies.

Barack Obama, Oh won’t you rescue me.
just like you did for Detroit,
And the banks and AIG.

Barack Obama, Oh won’t you rescue me.
Don’t know how I’m gonna make it
in today’s economy.

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Footnotes:

Related Tweets to It’s so easy a Caveman can do it:

@moneypenny008
Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/1091q6 #InObamaLand it’s so easy a Caveman can do it. #sgp #tcot #tlot

29 Jan 2010, 3:10:43 PM via TweetDeck Reply Retweet Favorite

@DavidBugnon
David Bugnon

Obama hides his school records (including his Columbia thesis) because he is a blatant Marxist, hates America, & wants that kept secret

29 Jan 2010, 4:28:33 PM via TweetDeck

@moneypenny008
Miss Moneypenny

@DavidBugnon http://twitpic.com/1091q6 Does Obama want to keep his Cave In a secret?

29 Jan 2010, 5:36:28 PM via TweetDeck Reply Retweet Favorite

@moneypenny008
Miss Moneypenny

@brandootr TY 4 the RT: http://twitpic.com/1091q6 Obama passes his Hope Bong to Libs after they’ve consumed Barack’s Kool-Aid #InObamaLand

29 Jan 2010 via TweetDeck Reply Retweet Favorite

@moneypenny008
Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/1091q6 #InObamaLand the People Do Not Understand http://tinyurl.com/ybljzqy #sgp #tcot #tlot

29 Jan 2010, 8:40:04 PM via TweetDeck Reply Retweet Favorite

@moneypenny008
Miss Moneypenny

@Proliberty4ever Obama’s Cave In is #NowPlaying > http://twitpic.com/1091q6 < In Theaters surrounding you #InObamaLand #sgp #tcot

1 Feb 2010 via TweetDeck Reply Retweet Favorite

@moneypenny008
Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/1091q6 Pledge to Cave In #4WordsOnObamasHand #sgp #tcot

10 Feb 2010, 12:07:42 AM via TweetDeck Reply Retweet Favorite

@moneypenny008
Miss Moneypenny

http://twitpic.com/1091q6 Obamcare Compromise: changing how mandated Healthcare will penalize U.s. http://tinyurl.com/y8bxyck #sgp #tcot

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What Did Hu Say?

Miss Moneypenny — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 03:25:44 +0000

What Did Hu Say…

I said you Owe me 1.17 trillion dollars(1).

Hu stated “China is always committed to the protection and promotion of human rights” during President Obama and President Hu Jintao’s joint press conference on January 19, 2011. Ironically, the House repealed Obamacare (245-189, H.R. 2) since the Obamacare mandate violates the Constitutional rights of Americans by Mandating (forcing) us to purchase health care insurance.

On Nov 13, 2011, President Obama said China, which often presents itself as a developing country, is now “grown up” and should act that way in global economic affairs during his Press Conference at the 19th APEC summit in Honolulu

“Now they’ve grown up, and so they’re going to have to help manage this process in a responsible way.” -President Obama, Obama to China: Behave like a “grown up”

@moneypenny008
Miss Moneypenny

twitpic.com/20rrlh Apparently, Obozo doesn’t realize Hawaii is the 57th state of his union. > tinyurl.com/7xkbnle #TWCOT #APEC

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35:18-22 “When I meet with world leaders, what’s striking — whether it’s in Europe or here in Asia –”

On Jan 1, 2012, President Hu Jintao claimed that “International forces are trying to Westernize and divide us by using ideology and culture… We need to realize this and be alert to this danger.” -Bloomberg

Is China preparing for war with America?

As regional tensions increase over local maritime disputes in the South China Sea, Chinese President Hu Jintao told the Central Military Commission that its navy should “make extended preparations for military combat” on Jan 3, 2012. Political tension is also growing with the US, which is seeking to boost its influence in the region.

Hu said the navy should “accelerate its transformation and modernization in a sturdy way, and make extended preparations for warfare in order to make greater contributions to safeguard national security”.

Obama, who has dubbed himself America’s first Pacific president, said the US would deploy up to 2,500 Marines in Australia to shore up alliances in Asia on November 16, 2011. In response, China accused Mr. Obama of escalating military tensions in the region and announced that it would conduct naval exercises in the Pacific Ocean.

Ref. Sources
China’s Hu urges navy to prepare for combat
A U.S. Marine Base for Australia Irritates China
Barack Obama to deploy 2,500 Marines in Australia as he says ‘we do not fear China’

“I Want Your Money”

For Music Monday, Obama’s Budget Plan by Ray Stevens

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Footnotes:

(1) China is the largest holder of U.S. debt. According to the U.S. Treasury, China held 1.17 trillion dollars of Treasury Securities as of June, 2011. Japan comes in a close second with 911 billion dollars.

(2) My Photoshop satire was created from YouTube outtakes of President Obama and President Hu Jintao’s joint press conference in the East Room of the White House on January 19, 2011.

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So Happy It’s Tuesday

Miss Moneypenny — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 03:25:35 +0000

So Happy It’s Tuesday because Mierda Happens near Barcelona, Spain…

Apparently, someone didn’t realize branding their business name in Spanish would have a comical connotation in English. Perhaps, the Barcelona blunder can be corrected by using I.C.S.T (Industrial Catering Services of Terrasa), the English translation of ‘Servico de Hosteleria Industrial de Terrassa.’

Hopefully, the Industrial Catering (and Hotel) Services in Terrasa, a city near Barcelona is located miles away from the Institute for Eastern (Oriental) Studies…

Speedy RoosterRocket: Houston, we have a problem… we are venting something out into space from Uranus. I can barely see it out my window… looks like a brown gas cloud of some sort.

Emission Control: That’s methane…whatever you do… do not fire your retro rockets!!!

Speedy RoosterRocket: How do we reach escape velocity?

Emission Control: As we speak, Bean Burritos are being Shipped High in Transit… hopefully, eating Bean Burritos 24-hours a day will produce the required level of exhaust gases to safely dislodge your rocket-ship…

Speedy RoosterRocket: Thanks to your Shipment High in Transit, we have safely separated from Uranus…

Thanks to Emission Control, Space Commander Speedy RoosterRocket has created a new energy drink aptly named the Rooster Booster and you can find his Rocket Drink in every Sheetz Gas Station located in downtown Hollydale by looking for his Rooster on his can…

For Music Monday, Mrs. Speedcat Hollydale is Farting in the USA…

a parody of Party in the U.S.A. by Miley Cyrus.

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Comical Footnotes:

Ironically, the origin of this most treasured wicked word actually means separating one thing from another as in how our body eliminates waste.

For those who give a Shipment High in Transit, here is the family tree of the word from the ground up:

Skheild- is a Indo-European root word which means to “divide, split, or separate”
Skit- is the proto-Germanic root word for Skheild,
Schite is the Middle Low German derived from Skit- and means dung,
Scite is the Old English translation of Schite,

and this is how getting one’s shit together evolved into our current vernacular.

Image Sources:
Servico de Hosteleria Industrial de Terrassa
Eastern Phallic Logo
Rooster Booster Drink

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Mrs. Speedcat Hollydale

Miss Moneypenny — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 03:25:24 +0000

After months of eHarmony dating, Speedcat Hollydale stopped clowning around and secretly married Chapawee Clown…

Photo Credit: Note (1)

After the wedding, the happy couple spread honey all over their moons in hope of smelling a sweet Uranus for years to come.

College Humor documented Chapawee and Speedcat Hollydale’s online Whirlwind Web Romance in ‘Web Site Story’‬…

Web Site Story – CollegeHumor Video, posted with vodpod

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For Music Monday, Can’t Get Enough Of Your Love Baby by Barry White

Footnotes:

(1) Miss Moneypenny surgically enhanced Chapawee Clown’s bust using Photoshop. Hat tip to Break.com for the original photo.

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Joanna Krupa, The Canine Cherub of PETA

Miss Moneypenny — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 03:25:46 +0000

Joanna Krupa, the Canine Cherub and seductive symbol of PETA, spreads the Religion of PETA…

Photo Credit: PETA

The Crux of the Crucifix issue: Is Joanna Krupa the Angel of Animal Art or has Joanna Krupa fallen for PETA Porn?

Will Joanna Krupa’s Sex Appeal save the dogs(2)?
During 2010, PETA saved 16 dogs and 28 cats out of 2,302 homeless pets PETA took in.

Give a dog a bone and nudity to celebrate the resurrection of another salacious titillating scandal to promote PeTA?

“	It’s understandable that the Catholic League is wary of another sex scandal, but the sex we’re talking about pertains to dogs and cats.	”
—Joanna Krupa on Dec 1st, 2009

For Music Monday, Fallen by Sarah McLachlan

Music Video Background

“Fallen” was the first single from Sarah McLachlan’s 2003 album “Afterglow.”

Fallen is about falling prey to the evils of life, realizing their mistakes caused a lifetime of pain for themselves and others in their life, and seeking redemption.

Lyrics

Heaven bent to take my hand
And lead me through the fire
Be the long awaited answer
To a long and painful fight

Truth be told I’ve tried my best
But somewhere along the way
I got caught up in all there was to offer
And the cost was so much more than I could bear

Though I’ve tried, I’ve fallen
I have sunk so low
I’ve messed up better
I should know
So don’t come ’round here
And tell me I told you so

We all begin with good intent
Love was raw and young
We believed that we could change ourselves
The past can be undone

But we carry on our backs the burden time always reveals
In the lonely light of morning
In the wound that would not heal
It’s the bitter taste of losing everything, I’ve held so dear

I’ve fallen
I have sunk so low
I’ve messed up better
I should know
So don’t come ’round here
And tell me I told you so

Heaven bent to take my hand
I have nowhere left to turn
I’ve lost to those I thought were friends
To everyone I know

Oh, they turned their heads embarrassed
Pretend that they don’t see
But it’s one missed step, you’ll slip before you know it
And there doesn’t seem a way to be redeemed

Though I’ve tried, I’ve fallen
I have sunk so low
I’ve messed up better
I should know
So don’t come ’round here
And tell me I told you so, no

I’ve messed up better
I should know
But don’t come ’round here
And tell me I told you so

For Music Monday, Angel by Sarah McLachlan

Music Video Background

“Angel” was a single released from Sarah McLachlan’s 1997 album “Surfacing.”

Sarah claims her song is about “trying not to take responsibility for other people’s shit and trying to love yourself at the same time.”

Lyrics

Spend all your time waiting
For that one second chance
For the break that would make it okay
There’s always one reason
To feel not good enough
And it’s hard at the end of the day
I need some distraction
Oh a beautiful release
Memories seep from my veins
Let me be empty
And weightless and maybe
I’ll find some peace tonight

In the arms of the angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverie
You’re in the arms of the angel

May you find some comfort here
So tired of the straight LIFE
And everywhere you turn
There’s vultures and thieves at your back
And the storm keeps on twisting
You keep on building the lies
That you make up for all that you lack
It don’t make no difference
Escaping one LAST time
It’s easier to believe in this sweet madness oh
This glorious sadness that brings me to my knees

In the arms of the angel
Fly away from here
From this dark cold hotel room
And the endlessness that you fear
You are pulled from the wreckage
Of your silent reverene
You’re in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort here
You’re in the arms of the angel
May you find some comfort here

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Footnotes:

(1) Fair Use Notice: This post may contain copyrighted material used as reference to my satire and/or comical commentary. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Joanna Krupa were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of my comical commentary. Such material is made available for comical commentary and/or educational purposes only. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in Title 17 U.S.C. section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

(2) On Dec 1st, 2009, Playboy model Joanna Krupa bared her Cross at the Westgate Pavillion Mall for PETA. PETA, who is well known for its nude shock and awe animal welfare campaign tactics, knows how to breed anger in the Catholic Church.

Catholic League President Bill Donohue barked, “The fact is that cats and dogs are a lot safer in pet stores than they are in the hands of PETA employees. Moreover, pet stores don’t rip off Christian iconography and engage in cheap irreligious claims. PETA is a fraud. Those who support this organization sorely need a reality check. They also need a course in Ethics 101.”

Krupa responded with, “As a practicing Catholic, I am shocked that the Catholic League is speaking out against my PETA ads, which I am very proud of. I’m doing what the Catholic Church should be doing, working to stop senseless suffering of animals, the most defenseless of god’s creation.”

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Breast Augmentation Surgery 101

Miss Moneypenny — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 03:25:52 +0000

Breast Augmentation Surgery 101 by Nurse Moneypenny…

Photo Credit: Nurse Moneypenny

Step 1. Open Tits,
Step 2. Insert Silicone Gel
Step 3. Close Tits,

In closing this HTML (Hyper Tits in Med Lab) operation, Nurse Moneypenny would like to thank Dr. Shoal for sharing his Moobs supported by his Olga Bra and assisting her in this surgical procedure.

For Music Monday, “Breast Wishes”

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Footnotes:

(1) This post is a spoof of HTML (Hyper Text Markup Language) elements that define the appearance and layout of text and other material on any web page like this post.

Web Browsers read the HTML syntax between the opening tags and closing tags to display the post or page as created by the Blogger or Web Designer.

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Denise Milani, Leader of iRack

Miss Moneypenny — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 03:25:26 +0000

After forming the Boobs of Baghdad coalition in 2003, Denise Milani became the Leader of iRack in 2005…

Photo Credit: DeniseMilani.com

Will her iRack cause a Boobquake in the Middle East?

Photo Credit: DeniseMilani.com

My 34F 4.5-pound iRack is All-Natural (1).

For Music Monday, Everybody knows her Boobs are loaded…

For Music Monday, Heart Of Pain (Original Mix) by Dirty Dot

Music Video Background

Photoshop Artist Marco Guaglione recorded the steps of drawing Denise Milani for his digital artwork titled, “Let’s Set Sail.”

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School’s Out For the Summer

Footnotes:

(1) Natural or Fake Boobs?

According to Boobpedia, Denise’s 34DDD rack is Fake.

34in. band F size cup = 6 cups
6 cups x 190 cc/cup = 1140 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 1026 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.26 lbs per breast or 4.52 lbs per pair

Yet, her FreeOnes biography claims Denise has 40F Natural Boobs.

40in. band F size cup = 6 cups
6 cups x 220 cc/cup = 1320 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 1188 grams x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.62 lbs per breast or 5.24 lbs per pair

(2) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Denise Milani were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

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Bedazzle your Beaver

Miss Moneypenny — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 15:25:35 +0000

Bedazzle your Beaver and Bling your Thing…

Will Vajazzle(1) Razzle Dazzle the opposite sex?

Razzle dazzle ‘em
When they’re stiffer than a Girder,
And sequins in their eyes,
Ya’ll get away with Murder.

Vajazzle Me Barbie

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Footnotes:

(1) On the January 12, 2010 episode of Lopez Tonight, Jennifer Love Hewitt promoted her new book, “The Day I Shot Cupid,” by explaining how women can Vajazzle their vajayjays in her Vagazzling chapter.

“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady,” she said. “It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vajazzle their vajayjays.” – Jennifer Love Hewitt

Vajazzle (Vagina + Bedazzle) is slang for decorating a woman’s vulva or pubic area with Swarovski crystals.

How to Vajazzle at Home…

(2) Miss Moneypenny surgically bedazzled Jennifer Love Hewitt’s beaver using Photoshop.

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Jimmy Johnson ExtenZe his Stimulus Package

Miss Moneypenny — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 03:25:54 +0000

Will the NFL(1) have more pleasure and performance after Jimmy Johnson ExtenZe his Stimulus Package?

Will Viagra have some stiff competition after Jimmy Johnson goes Long with ExtenZe?

Will Jimmy’s Johnson be the large part of his life to help men reach their maximum potential?

Does Terry Bradshaw or Frank Caliendo know if Jimmy has been working “hard” to “pull off” a male-enhancement victory for men?

Will Jimmy’s Johnson ride out the hard times of Obama’s Stimulus Package?

Or, will Jimmy Johnson help ExtenZe Obama’s flaccid economy?

For Music Monday, Football Bloopers MV [Let's Get Retarded by the Black Eyed Peas]

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Footnotes:

(1) On Feb 4, 2010, ExtenZe hired former NFL (Not For Long) Head coach Jimmy Johnson to go Long for stimulating stiff results.

Robert Yallen, CEO of Inter/Media, the Encino, Calif., direct-marketing agency behind the Johnson campaign, claimed Jimmy is “probably one of the few people who can pull this off and get gains in his career from this.”

(2) “There is simply no reason any man should feel short changed with the size of their penis, when you can take Extenze and get that bigger, harder penis you have always wanted.” -ExtenZe truth

Was Jimmy short changed with a small Johnson?

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De visneto Sancti Patroni

Miss Moneypenny — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 05:25:49 +0000

After abstaining from pressing Words for 2 years and four months, Sanctitatis Suae Pontifex Maximus Benedictus XVI (aka His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI aka Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger) proclaimed your neighborhood Reverend, De visneto Sancti Patroni (the Patron Saint of the NeighborHood) for the miracle of preaching devoted silent humor to the neighborhood…

Apparently, your neighborhood Reverend became stiff on Day Twenty-three after his fatal forehead kiss. Miss Moneypenny last saw your neighborhood Reverend in a vision interceding for the special needs of the Chief Frozen Tongue Inspector.

A devoted Reverend follower gets tight with Him….

Lyrics

All the single ladies
All the chosen ladies
Single Christian Ladies

Now put your hands up
This ain’t no club, listen up
Let me tell ya bout true love waits
You gotta get a grip, and here’s a little tip
If you wanna have a chance with me -
Get tight with Him, He’s tight with me
Better pay Him close attention
I cried my tears, for so many years
This is how it’s gonna be

[Chorus]

‘Cuz if you want me then you’ll have a silver ring on it (2x)
You’ll be glad once you see how He wants it
If you want me then you’ll have a silver ring on it
Oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhh oh oh oh oh ohhh (2x)
If you want me then you’ll have a silver ring on it (2x)
You’ll be glad once you see how He wants it
If you want me then you’ll have a silver ring on it

I got praise on my lips, no child-bearin’ hips
Got no fear of an STD
Summin’ up, this is what’s up
I can care less what you think
I got God’s permission, did I mention
Better pay Him close attention
‘Cuz you get one turn
But one day you’ll learn
What it means to love too freely

[Chorus]

Don’t treat me to the sins of this world
I’m not that kind of girl
God’s love is what I prefer, He whom I serve
Is my God who makes me then takes me
And delivers me to a destiny, to eternity and beyond
Lord, hold me in your arms
See, you’re the one I want
No I won’t, won’t be alone
The Holy Ghost, He breathes on

All the single ladies
All the chosen ladies
Single Christian Ladies
Now put your hands up
Oh oh oh oh oh oh ohhh oh oh oh oh ohhh (2x)

‘Cuz if you want me then you’ll have a silver ring on it (2x)
You’ll be glad once you see how He wants it
If you want me then you’ll have a silver ring on it
Oh oh oh
If you want me then you’ll have a silver ring on it (2x)
You’ll be glad once you see how He wants it
If you want me then you’ll have a silver ring on it
Oh oh oh

lyrics by Jennifer W.

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Footnotes:

(1) Apparently, Vita est Lavorum(2) was too much for your neighborhood Reverend.

This is the third post in a series that explores Where Have all the Bloggers Gone?

(2) Vita est Lavorum was Father Guido Sarducci’s Linguistic Laughing Latin Twister for Life is a job.

Vita est Lavorum is a comical Linguistic Twister as revealed by…

a. Vita est Lavorum should be written as Lavorum vita est in Latin.
b. Lavorum is not a Latin word. Don Novello created the word from Lavoro, an Italian word for job.
c. Vita est Lavorum comically twists the correct Latin phrase, Phasellus vitae est.

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