Speedy Foilcat has Thor’s power to shield you from Liberal Democrats like Al Frankenberries…
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We interrupt this post for a important news flash from Fox:
Perhaps, The Love Doctor uses Tin Foil when Fisting on Fox?
While the Love Doctor is on the far side of surrealistic love making, I continued my quest to find Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale in order to complete my undercover interview. I caught up with the Senator as he exited his Tin Foil Spaceship from the future. Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale graciously answered the most important questions on the mind of every American hoping for change…
Miss Moneypenny: Considering Barack re-appointed many people who worked for the Billary Clinton Administration, what do you think of President Barack Obama’s vision of Change for America?
Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale: Change means that the people who helped (bribed) Barack will now be changing positions on the political bed of lovemaking. Make sure you do not rent this movie! I vote for Shallow Hal. Anyway, it’s just a good thing that the Freddy Mac geniuses have a voice now. I hear they will be giving out guaranteed mortgages to goats and chickens … which in turn will save the economy. To be honest, my favorite change is the dime and quarter.
Miss Moneypenny: In other words, how is Obama’s Change back to the past, moving America forward to a new Hope for the future?
Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale: Well, now there will be White House SMS messages and Blackberry hi-jinks to speed up the bureaucracy. The New White House blog is also great for memes and award posts. Talk about a PR boost! Gosh Moneypenny, this interview is a dream come true. Do you like my new beard trim? I ripped out all the grey whiskers.
Miss Moneypenny: Yes, I do, Senator… you are a very distinguished looking Senator who is being primed for the Oral Orifice in fours years… Moneypenny, overwhelmed by blind media love for the Tin Foiled Senator, regains her objective reporting drive to ask the next question, As a highly esteemed Senator with years of economic expertise, can you influence President Obama to Bailout the taxpayers?
Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale: Ohhh sure, but only the ones that don’t pay taxes. The way it stands, if you work 5 hours per week, the government will not tax you, and then send you another check for being lazy. They call it earned income credit. Now, you can work 3 hours per week and be much better off than the hard working public. I love when Presidents are so nice! I love irony and foil too. Where am I ??
Miss Moneypenny: Don’t worry, Senator… Tin Foil shielding will protect our secret moon base location. Everyone who uses Glad Heavy Duty Foil has urgently requested me to ask you if Tin Foil will stop the endless B.S. of Change and Hope?
Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale: Well, me and a few other Senators are thinking about creating a giant foil ball to block the doorway at the congressional lobbyist turn-style. There are quite a few billionaires with windmill blue prints dropping off sacks of cash. I also heard there is a grand buffet tonight at Amy Klobuchar’s place!! She has been getting double bribe “change” until that guy that humps stuffed animals on Saturday Night Live arrives to the Senate floor (I think his name is Frankenberries). Good thing his Minnesotan liberal pals were there to count only the “good” votes.
Thank you, Senator… this interview has been a global revelation about the Par-tay Politics in Washington. In closing, thanks to Glad Heavy Duty Foil, Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale missed the Obamas Balls.
This is episode two of my interview with Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale. To read episode one, please click HERE.
Miss Moneypenny would also like to extend her heartfelt thanks to Senator Speedy Speedcat Hollydale for writing his answers as a co-author of this post.
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