Celebrity Swine Flu Fatality: Kermit D. Frog

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Kermit D. Frog croaked today after Miss Piggy came down with a frog in her throat. Kermit was the 80th victim to die of Swine Flu…

Photo Credit: Kermit D. Frog found dead in Queens, New York by Will Sherman

After eating her Spam, Kermit’s last words were, “Miss Piggy swore her pork tenderloin was clean.”
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Ironically, the World Organisation for Animal Health has discovered that “swine flu” virus spreading around the globe has not been linked to pigs. If true then the Pig Paranoia has been a hoax since the virus outbreak in Mexico. The European Organisation noted the virus has not been isolated in animals and should be called the “North American influenza” for the geographic origin of the human flu outbreak.

Yet, the World Health Organization claims the outbreak commonly called the Swine Flu has infected 9,830 people and killed 79 people (mostly in Mexico) in their report released on May 19, 2009. Source

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Footnotes:

(1) Breaking News was created from Jim Henson’s Muppets Kermit D. Frog and Miss Piggy chopped onto the background from Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update anchored by Seth Meyers.

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Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times