Keeley Hazell for Global Warming

To Beat the Heat, Keeley Hazell is Busting out for Global Warming…

Photo Credit: Outtake from FHM Australia, 2007

It’s Too Hot, Babe

Could Miss Moneypenny’s Menopausal Hot Flashes be the cause of Climate Change?

For Al Gore, ‪The World Is Not Enough‬

I know how to hurt – Tipper with my sex scandals
I know how to heal – Al’s tropical tumor
I know what to show – My Nuts
And what to conceal – An Inconvenient Truth

The world is not enough
But it is such a perfect place to start, my love
And if you’re strong enough
Together we can take the world apart, my love

For Music Monday, Imagine There’s No Global Warming

Footnotes:

(1) According to Boobpedia, Keeley has natural 32F Chest Cushions.

32in. band F size cup = 6 cups

6 cups x 180 cc/cup = 1080 cc x .9g/cc (natural Adipose tissue) = 972 g. x 0.0022046 lbs/gram = 2.14 lbs per breast or 4.28 lbs per pair.

(2) In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, Photos of Keeley Hazell were modified and/or used for the Fair Use of comical commentary. We believe this constitutes a ‘fair use’ of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law.

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Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times