Chicken Crap Catapult, New Home Security Unit
70-year-old Joe Weston-Webb, a former stuntman, loaded a 30-foot Catapult with chicken crap to demonstrate the power of his dung deterrent to local news hounds and German TV news. Unfortunately, his Chicken Crap Catapult failed to spray the farm feces far and wide. The bag of chicken crap landed in a steaming pile of poop six-feet away from his flooring business.
Super Chicken believes the Sheriff of Nottinghamshire is protecting Robin Hood and his merry band of vandals. According to British Newspeak, the Nottinghamshire Sheriff is prepared to prosecute Mr. Watson-Webb if he uses the catapult to defend his property against arsonists and robbers!
Mr. Watson-Webb also modified a 20-foot long cannon to fire rubber-tipped railroad ties at the yobs (British-speak for thug) claiming he is not “out to kill anyone or even hurt them.” Since the average American 8.5-foot long railroad tie weighs 257 pounds, rubber-tipping railroad ties will not soften the blow when a 257-pound missile strikes someone!
P.S. Although this humorous post explores the irony of a chicken crap weapon and his cannon missiles, many Brits believe the police are not tough on the criminals according to the comments in the news report.
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