Famous Chicken Road Crossings Meme

We all know the answer to “Why did the Chicken cross the Road?,” right?

Loading Road Chicken

To get to the other side has been carefully considered by these famous people:

Moses, 1300 BC: Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road, and that the chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation.

Julius Caesar, 47 BC: veni, vidi, vici (I come, I see, I conquer)

Mrs. Thomas Paine, 1776 AD: Out of common sense.

George Washington, 1776 AD: Actually, the chicken crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776. But most history books don’t reveal this where I created the first chicken soup!

Einstein, 1905 AD: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and your relative speed!

Mrs. Sigmund Freud, 1926 AD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying secret sexual insecurity.

Mrs. Pablo Picasso, 1938 AD: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken is an Abstract of my Art!

Gilligan, 1964 AD : The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage of its peerless tail the chicken would be lost, the chicken would be lost!

Captain James T. Kirk, Stardate -357687.2 (1966): To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Howard Cosell, 1970 AD: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapiens pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.

Richard M. Nixon, 1973 AD: The chicken never crossed my crooked road and for the record,
“I am not a crook!”

Roseanne Barr, 1988 AD: Burrrrrp. What chicken?

George H. W. Bush, 1991 AD: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.

Bill Clinton, 1998 AD: I have no recollection of exposing myself to this chicken, although the chicken may have crossed the road to examine my normal grooming techniques after removing my pants!

George W. Bush, 2005 AD: The fact that the chicken has been able to cross the road with impunity despite my UN resolutions, is an affront to Democracy, liberty and justice!

Speedy Buddhacat, 2008 AD: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Players: Miss Moneypenny @ WMOR, Linda, Robin, Kimberly Artimus Barker @ WMOR, Olga the Traveling Bra, Los Lobo, Bobby The Revellian, Roberts Road, Speedcat Hollydale @ WMOR, Blue Ribbon Bloggers @ WMOR, Julie’s Blog @ WMOR, add your link here.
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WMOR = Player’s Link to Web Meme On Record

Note: This is the initial creation of a Covert Chicken Meme! The rules are simple: the Bloggers tagged in the above list of famous people tag other Bloggers by adding their link to the Famous People listed in bold typeface. If you need more tags than add more famous people and their answers!

This could be the Big Bang of Chickens in a new Running Chicken Clucker Nebula!

Since DrowseyMonkey doesn’t eat chicken, there is a rumor floating around the digital high seas that she has been working on a secret Chicken Tofu Silicon Salad Meme during her Blogging Break!

A Public Service Earth Day Reminder?

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Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on April 22, 2008, in Chook Humor, Humor, Meme Mystery and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 15 Comments.

  1. Hi James,

    Happy BPMN if my CPU decoder is still on secret (sos) track! 🙂

  2. I Am In BPMN today * SN

  3. Happy Belated BDay!!

  4. Hi James,

    I wish you were there to make our CECP a quadruple surprise!
    The CECP was a triple birthday surprise party!
    We celebrated three birthdays including my birthday surprise! 🙂

    My Birthday Big Bang began in April many Stardates ago when Captain Hikaru Sulu delivered me aboard the USS Excelsior according to my regression flashbacks! 😉

  5. I Wish I had some of that CECP!

  6. Hi Mrs. Pablo Picasso,

    Thank you for joining the fun of the Covert Chicken Comedy Club! 🙂

  7. Hi Julie,

    Thank you for joining the fun of the Covert Chicken Comedy Club! 🙂

  8. Hi Linda,
    Perhaps the easy way to explain this Meme is by example:
    Let’s say you want to Tag Mo to be Julius Ceasar,
    Add his Blog Link for either Captured by Gravity or It’s A Blog Eat Blog World like this code example:
    <a href=”http://www.capturedbygravity.com/”>Julius Ceasar</a>

  9. Hi everyone,

    My secret comment notifier seems to have found another blogging black hole!

  10. I am living in a land of confusion lately so just to get this straight, I have been tagged to tag more famous people for this meme? Is that right?

  11. I just saw this on Speedcat’s blog….I’ll try to put mine up tonight!

  12. haha Miss MP…
    hilarious !!!
    will post this CLEVER chicken meme at PoeARTica this week 🙂 🙂

  13. Hi James,

    From the desk of Miss MP after my grandson’s Birthday Party at Chuck E. Cheese,

    Chicken Comedy Tuesday Tags for Blogging Stars…

  14. Very Nice! I Shall Return … Going 70 Mph Now

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