Canadian Caffeine Casualties of Operation Slingshot WMD
Robert looks glazed and confectionary confused after one donut created a new air conditioned roof and missed his Hortons coffee cup. Rumors persist that a nekkid woman was able to catch the other pastry projectile in her mouth!
Secret MI8 intelligence acquired by Miss Moneypenny has exposed Robert’s counteroffensive:
Hit the deck Speedy, the Canadian Moose is on the Loose!
Photo Source: Canadian Secret Strike by I Can Has Cheezburger?
Sightings of Speedy’s Secret Strike are being reported all over the northern hemisphere!
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Olga’s WMD Stretched to the LIMIT in Hollydale by The Traveling Bra Times
Help Speedcat! Send Ransom! by The Intrepid Interrogator
Robert’s Operation Special Delivery to Olga’s Bra Mistress!
Weapon of Massive (Mammary) Destruction? Or Manna from Heaven? describes the heartfelt story of family survival in the face of Donut Destruction published by the Wendster News Bureau!
Dateline: May 5, 2008 In late breaking news,
Captain’s Log, Stardate -315347.09:
The Aerial Assault of the Giant Killer Aussie Meat Pies! by Laketrees Limelight News, Agent Laketrees reporting under fire from behind enemy lines!
Do you have Fear of being frittered by flying deep-fried ICDs (Donut Ballistrophobia)? For Pastry Protection, purchase the Super Aerospace Donut Deflector and Dunk & Cover!
by the Medstudent’s Wife Memorandom Weekly
Posted on May 3, 2008, in 0007 Humor, Confectionery Conflict, Eric Speedcat Hollydale, Humor and tagged Canadian Open, Donut War, Hollydale International, Olga the Traveling Bra, Speedy DoNUTcat. Bookmark the permalink. 21 Comments.