Speedy’s Physical Methane System

Speedy’s first methane experiment as a young man. From these early experiments, Speedy discovered the First Law of PMS (Physical Methane System):

The flame of methane gas
is directly proportional
to the mass of the a$$!

You too can increase your daily gas output 3.33 fold by eating Bean Burritos with every meal! For real fuel economy, a healthy elephant can produce 264 gallons of natural gas a day to keep your Hummer happy! Due to the current Gas prices, Speedy of Hollydale Motors Corporation is in the process of developing his special Bio-fuel pump for cars to help this poor Bloke,

Cartoonist Credit: Dennis Draughon, Scranton Times @ Dennis Draughon – Editorial Cartoonist

To view the prototype of the Human Gas Automobile developed by Methane Man, please Click HERE!

Speedy’s methane gas will fuel our travel on his Top Flight around the Blogosphere:

Let all the bloggers around the globe come together in unity by blog linking. All you have to do is add your name to the list. Don’t forget to specify the country where you are from and of course, link your name to your respective blog. If you have two or more blogs, add and link ‘em all. Then invite 8 or more bloggers to do the same. Here we go!Julia from Philippines, Catherine from Malaysia, Shi from USA, Mitch from Philippines, Hailey from Philippines, Sexymom from USA, Liza from Philippines, Sasha from Philippines, Thess from Netherlands, Marie from Philippines, mind bubbles from USA, Evi from Canada, Christine – Marikit from AU. Christine – Strawberrygurl from AU, Mel’s Untamed World from PH, Mel’s Uncensored Life from PH, vanity kit from USA, something purple from USA, em’s detour from USA, Happy Life from USA, Blessed Sanctuary from USA, Life at Evergreen State from USA, Bless’ Confessions from USA, Speedcat Hollydale from USA , Miss Moneypenny from USA , New England Lighthouse Treasures from USA, add yourself here!

During this Spring Madness Special Tagging event, I tag everyone on my Blogroll since this is another super easy tag!

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Posted on May 9, 2008, in Eric Speedcat Hollydale, Humor, Poop Scoop and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. Hi James,

    He Hee,
    No drinking for G.L.E.E,
    By me!

    G.L.E.E = Gas Laughing Explosion Engine

    For a Gas,
    We’re cooking with Methane Man Gas! 🙂

  2. Hi Speedcat Flatuationstele,

    With all the CFC (Chloroflorocarbons), I am surprised your college Buddy Bockey didn’t convert his perforated anus to a internal Reciprocal Anal Compressor called the iRAC, a trademark of Seal the Skunk Corporation! 😀

  3. Well, the chloroflorocarbons are well documented. I once new a guy named Bockey (college) that did this all the time, and perferated his anus. The doctors were baffled!

  4. Hi Olga, the Traveling Bra,

    After eating 10 Taco Bell Bean Burritos in one day, the power of the Fart Force was with the young Jedi Knightcat!

    P.S. Interesting Bottom note: Frequency Actuated Rectal Tremors (FARTs) can be flammable and can reach a speed of 7 miles per hour which may validate the video as real! 😉

  5. Oh my gawd…..poor Speedy!!!

  6. Hi James,

    Right back at you, U R the Greatest!

  7. U R The Greatest / B Back Home 2 Night

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