Penelo Pea Pod Pride Parade
Did you miss the First Veggie Pride Parade in America, today?
Apparently, PETA was using another PETA Principle to show their Pride in their alternate Vegan Lifestyle. Veggie Priders were chanting ‘Give Peas a Chance’ as both Penelo Pea Pod and Chris P. Carrot came out of the closet to reveal their Veggie Pride in the animal-rights activist group. The highlight of the Pea Party was the open wedding ceremony of Penelo Pea Pod, the mascot of parade sponsor VivaVegie Society, and PeTA’s Chris P. Carrot.
According to the latest secret surveillance, the Colander-in Chief was leading his PLA(nt) Storm Tubers with the charge, “Lettuce, Turnip, and free the Peas” in an attempt to save the pea from the plate as revealed in this video:
It’s Not Easy Being Green
And, Lobo needs your support of his PEAce Pledge!
According to my GPS (Global Patriot Spy-cam), displaying Lobo’s badge provides immunity to all bloggers from Crusty’s Covert Canadian Chicken Attack!
Just in case Lobo’s badge is another False PEAce Pact, Sergeant Snagglepus has safely “Exited Stage Left” and will bounce back to eat the leftover rubber chickens!
Americans are Battle Ready for Attack with our B.R.A. angels and J.A.C.K. defense forces!
Battle Update, 1040 hours May 19, 2008:
The Truce War?
Operation Checkpoint Chiky
is a preemptive strike headed north of the border to defeat the rubber chicken launch of the Mole. Wing Commander Chickenhawk will lead his elite fleet of Chicken Copters into battle.
Stay tuned to WOPC, the Operation Patriot Channel, for updates……
Late breaking news update, 2226 hours: My B.R.A. Angels have captured one of Robert’s Spy Fly Planes used to acquire intelligence on American targets:
The Las Vegas CSI (Chicken Science Investigations) lab has determined that Robert’s Spy Fly Planes are launched into the Canadian Cold Air streams from the mound of the Edmonton Cracker-Cats who are disguised as the American Famous Chicken of the San Diego Padres in order to create further Chicken Chaos and Confusion.
Photo source of Spy Fly Plane: Electronic Mail Services
Battle Update, 1222 hours, May 20: Invisible message received, Commander Bondcat 0007! Q suspects there was a problem with the beef bouillon cubes containing mad cow ink! My chicken bouillon cubes did the trick and the Google troops have landed at the Baudette Chicken Heliopad with Pork Rations!
Battle Update, 1252 hours, May 20: the Canadian Rubber Chicken Master has been exposed by Wing Commander Wendy of the Wendster’s B.R.A. Brigade!