Thongsters end a Victoria Secret Police Hunt
Two unarmed Thong Bandits, who covered their faces with brightly colored women’s thong underwear to rob a gas station in Arvada, Colorado on May 16th, turned themselves into police custody on June 5th and June 7th.
Apparently, the criminal masterminds were unaware their Victoria Secrets barely covered their nose and mouth leaving their faces exposed. The G-string Bandits used a fashionable pink backpack to stuff the stolen cash and cigarettes into.
A panty raid gone bad starring the Butt Floss Bandits???
Was there a shortage of ski masks in Colorado last winter?
Are the Butt Floss Bandits, Joaquin Rico and Joseph R. Espinoza, related to the Florida Band-aid Bandit, Rafael Angel Rondon?