Thongsters end a Victoria Secret Police Hunt

Two unarmed Thong Bandits, who covered their faces with brightly colored women’s thong underwear to rob a gas station in Arvada, Colorado on May 16th, turned themselves into police custody on June 5th and June 7th.

Apparently, the criminal masterminds were unaware their Victoria Secrets barely covered their nose and mouth leaving their faces exposed. The G-string Bandits used a fashionable pink backpack to stuff the stolen cash and cigarettes into.

A panty raid gone bad starring the Butt Floss Bandits???
Was there a shortage of ski masks in Colorado last winter?
Are the Butt Floss Bandits, Joaquin Rico and Joseph R. Espinoza, related to the Florida Band-aid Bandit, Rafael Angel Rondon?

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Posted on June 11, 2008, in Bizarre, Humor, News and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.

  1. Hi James,

    The Butt Floss Bandits are singing a new Slammer Song, called “Hi ho Long John Silver”

    Guess we weren’t thinking,
    these thongs were stinking…

    Thong Man was just,
    Wrong, Man!

    My Pink Pantys turn my cellmate on,
    Now I always sit on the john!

    Thong Man was just,
    Wrong, Man!

  2. james mobile p

    Thong Man Not Thinkin?

  3. Hi Agent Laketress,

    After investigating the roasted pipe bomb chicken, the psychic Sheriff Speedy Chickencat may have some insight on their state of mind? 😉

  4. Hi Rev,

    I can imagine my difficult choice between asking them if they escaped from a circus sideshow, or Laughing my Butt off! 🙂

  5. ROFL Miss MP
    Jesse James eat your heart out!!
    whatever were they thinking 🙂 😀

  6. Lord, where have the days of smart criminals gone? Show me a modern day D.B. Cooper, please, instead of these braindead thugs!

    That video is absolutely hysterical, though! Can you imagine some guy barging in and barking orders at you whilst waving a gun at your face, all the while sporting a bright pink, flowery thong on his face?? Not sure I’d honestly be that frightened…

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