God’s Online, He’s Divine

What if God had a Myspace?

The divine digital God of the New Age Online? 😉

God’s Myspace Profile with my red letter observations:

Name: Google, God The Father who blesses Bloggers with Pork Rations!

Birthday: Online Beginning of existence / Born-again every December 25th

Birthplace: Blog of Bethlehem
Current Location: The Technorati Heavens Above
Eye Color: Please don’t look me in the “All Seeing” eye
Hair Color: White fiber-optics for high-speed Comcastic communications

Height: 5-feet – 7-inches??? what happened to infinity and beyond?

Right or Left Handed: I write with my left, I create with my right
Your Heritage: Just me, DNA (Do Not Ask)
Shoes You Wore Today: Air Walks
Your Weakness: Bread? Not Manischewitz Wine?
Yours Fears: Heights, ironically enough, and digital Black Holes
Your Perfect Pizza: Roman Pepperoni and Jewish Manna Pizza

Have seen this Undercover 36DD Bra?
For Details, please click the picture

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Miss Moneypenny reporting for the Undercover Times

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About Miss Moneypenny

Contrarian Comedienne who creates Photoshop Political Satire and comedy.

Posted on June 26, 2008, in Computer Comedy, Humor and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. Hello Agent Laketrees,

    Interesting to see God selected Myspace, the alleged digital home of Nude Models, Porn Stars, pole dancers, strippers, and working girls, to communicate with his creation.

    P.S. Wonder if your Pink Sheila does undercover Bra detective work? 😉

  2. hello Miss MP…
    GOSH…..
    that’s amazing….
    fascinating profile….
    and ambidextrous too !!!!
    ps I haven’t seen the bra 😉

  3. Hi Daddy Papersurfer,

    My lips are sealed…

  4. If anybody asks – I’m not here ……..

  5. Gosh – if Olga’s with Lord Likely, we may never see her again!…she has quite a little crush on him ya know….Thanks for the DoubleD support MissMP…hopefully Olga will turn up soon….
    ~Olga’s Blog-Mistress

  6. Hi OlgaTTB,

    Did Olga seek the comfort of the Aristocratic Adventurer, Lord Likely? 😉

    To extend the search perimeter, your Missing Mugshot on the Moo Juice Carton was added to this post!

  7. HELP!!! Olga is MISSING!!! And God KNOW where she is……

  8. Hi Rev,

    Have you discovered another Mystery of Godgate?

    According to angelic rumor, Will-Iam Gates’ binary brain corrupted God’s computer with Windoze Vista and God’s world was rebooted in bits and bytes replacing Firefox with Internet Explorer 😀

  9. Wait a second, wait a second, wait a cotton-pickin second!!

    God would never use Internet Explorer!

    😉

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