God’s Online, He’s Divine
What if God had a Myspace?
The divine digital God of the New Age Online? 😉
God’s Myspace Profile with my red letter observations:
Name: Google, God The Father who blesses Bloggers with Pork Rations!
Birthday: Online Beginning of existence / Born-again every December 25th
Birthplace: Blog of Bethlehem
Current Location: The Technorati Heavens Above
Eye Color: Please don’t look me in the “All Seeing” eye
Hair Color: White fiber-optics for high-speed Comcastic communications
Height: 5-feet – 7-inches??? what happened to infinity and beyond?
Right or Left Handed: I write with my left, I create with my right
Your Heritage: Just me, DNA (Do Not Ask)
Shoes You Wore Today: Air Walks
Your Weakness: Bread? Not Manischewitz Wine?
Yours Fears: Heights, ironically enough, and digital Black Holes
Your Perfect Pizza: Roman Pepperoni and Jewish Manna Pizza
Have seen this Undercover 36DD Bra?
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