Jim Carrey’s Mankini

Love and Laughter on Malibu BeachLoading Mankini
Will Jim expose his Mangina, next?
Who can take his frank and beans, wrap it in a thigh,
Soak it the sun and make a groovy girl sigh?
The Tranny Man, oh the Tranny Man can
The Tranny Man can ’cause he mixes it with love
and a he-she miracle from above.

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Who can take his Mankini, dip it in a dream,
Separate his Manhood and collect up all the cream?
The Tranny Man, oh the Tranny Man can
The Tranny Man can ’cause he mixes it with love
and a he-she miracle from above.

The Tranny Man Song by Miss Moneypenny is sung to the tune of The Candy Man

Borrowing a Fashion Tip from iMan, Jim Carrey models his girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy’s bathing suit on July 4th.

At Home Workout with Buffed n’ Beautiful Vera de Milo

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Loading Bikini Jenny

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Posted on July 7, 2008, in Bizarre, Humor and tagged , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 9 Comments.

  1. Yeah bookmaking this wasn’t a high risk determination outstanding post! . 827162

  2. Hi Zee Rev,

    I agree, In Living Color was Jim’s best days of comedy. Seems like the movies restricted his comical talent?

    Can you imagine Jim singing The Tranny Man song while exposing his mangina? 😉

  3. Nice-

    I’m not one to keep up with Hollywood stars, etc…, but my lady certainly is, and she sent me the scantily clad Jim Carrey shot. Quite, Quite amusing. As for the mangina….Lord I hope not-

    I for one still believe his best days were on In Living Color, clearly!

  4. Hi OlgaTTB,

    Wonder if Speedy the Speedcat will man up and wear a Mankini for us? 😉

  5. I love Jim Carey! Even more now!!! 🙂

  6. Hi Agent Laketrees,

    Did you sing Master Bates has been uncovered as the Tranny Man can in my song? 😀

    We’re Still On Safari, SOS or a Sink Or Swim vacation this week. Will sail into your Art Cove later tonight.

    P.S. I’m surprised you didn’t try the summer treat, a Vibrating Popsicle, advertised in my Fourth of July Post.

  7. oops I meant it looked better on his girlfriend eek 🙂

  8. ummm Miss MP
    I think the mankini looks somewhat better on Jim…
    just watched a rerun of Lemony Snickets with my daughter…
    Jim Carey is a scream as the dastardly baddie !!

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